A guy at work text me the other day.
Made me nervous because he doesn't ever do that.
Asked me when I was coming in and if he could talk with me.
Everyone knows that it's not usually good news if they can't share it in a TEXT right?
I mean, my nephew was told by a girl that she LOVED him through a text... if that isn't classy I don't know WHAT is!
Anyway... didn't have a good feeling about it.
So I drive into work.
Go straight way to his cubicle because I'm impatient and curious as all get out!
Me: "Hey (We'll call him Barer-of-bad-news-work-bud) what's up?"
Bearer-of-bad-news-bud-- "Shelle... I'm going to be arrested for looking and kid porn because I went to your BLOG"
Me: In my mind, what the what? I say to him, "WHY!!!"
Apparently THIS post... where I almost caught my little girl peeing in the lake is a GOLD MINE for sick minded individuals. I knew that on my Google Analytics I saw that the post was hit up a lot for the key words, "Peeing in the Lake" and "I don't want to get Wet"
I kept meaning to delete it, but haven't yet.
I mean... NOW I will, tomorrow, after you guys read and see what these people are hitting up!
You know what scared me the MOST out of this WHOLE scenario... someone from WORK is reading my blog!!!
Now I'm going to have to delete that STEAMY post about the crazy pairings that are going on around the office, and the middle school drama, but now I can't... blame Mr. Bearer of Bad News Bud... (Hey bearer-of-bad-news-bud thanks for stopping by--don't be a stranger at my cubbie!!!)
P.S. What key words are bringing people to YOUR blogs???