Wednesday, May 6, 2009

VIDEO: Remember I'm WHITE and OLD.

It's 10 minutes long... the video is.  But the dances only go to 6 minutes.  Then the rest is of my friend and her family.  So after you get past the first two dances... it's pretty much done.


This video I got from my friend (cause remember how mine was focused in on me, thanks to my GUY, so didn't want you guys to have to endure that).  So I had to learn how to get it off a DVD, put it on my Mac, and then put it on Youtube... editing was kinda out of the question.  Sorry.

She was kind enough to let me have it... Becca is the one they focus on once in a while.  She is the girl I always wish I was... Long beautiful hair, shorter, and she has a groove to her...  I was going to point her out and tell you all that she was ME... but once they went in on her, you'd know I was lying.  SIGH.

Okay.  For the first Dance.  I'm in the Back Row-right hand side, your right.  I'm embarrassed to say that I didn't have black pants for the performance... so found some from where ever... the only problem is... they are WAY big.  And although that sounds SOOOO hip hop (rolls eyes), they WERE about to fall off... and they look like the crotch of the pants is down to my mid-thigh... also SOOOO hip hop (rolls eyes) only everyone else wore cute little tight things.  

Cause they are all, little and tight.  I on the other hand... KNOW I look like an idiot with those pants on... can anyone say "U Can't Touch This?"  All I'm saying is I looked different in my mind.

The second one... you'll see me roll onto the stage in the darkness... and then I run off.  When I come back in... I'm the first one walking in on your left hand side.  *shakes head*

I wouldn't in my RIGHT mind tell you where I was usually, but I don't want the other girls taking any fault for my actions out there...that wouldn't be very nice.

Please feel free to laugh behind my back.

DCar's performance will come...when I get that video figured out.

Okay here it is... remember I've had TWO kids... and I went from a COOL age to an OLD age this year... Just saying...




Please delete this from your memory. Consider it your act of charity for the Month!

Love,

Shelle

32 comments:

Michele Horne said...

Wow, you have balls! I think my daughters would disown me if I got on that stage! But, then again, I would look nowhere near as good as you.

Kate said...

Charity??? whatever.

you know you are good.

fo shizzle.

:)

Homer and Queen said...

OK! You were like the best..ever!!! And honey...you don't old! You look great and I really mean it...the best!

T said...

Okay... #1 - I'm much nearer an "Older" age than your "just past cool" age... #2 - did I say 5 kids? #3 - I don't think the extra melanin in my skin gives me any "groove thang" genes...

you look great - and I didn't notice the saggy crotch... well, okay - but just twice, and that was because I was LOOKING for it... how twisted is that - I'd be worried that I was glancing THERE except that THERE was near your knees :)

T said...

oh - and yeah - I'm with Michele, my kids'd be wearing paper bags to school for a month afterward...

you rock!

Kristina P. said...

I sort of hate you right now. In that, I have absolutely no rhythym and I want to be you kind of way.

The Bayou Belles and Their Beau said...

So, Mormon girls can dance.

clan of the cave hair said...

But are you white and NERDY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

LOL, yoiu are braver than me, I have video of my Karate belt testing from last weekend, I'm not about to post that!

Jessica said...

Wow! You are awesome. I'm WAY impressed with your mad dance skillz!!!!!!

Jessica
www.MomShots.com

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

I agree, you were wonderful, no way to pick you out as the oldie in the group.

I expect to see you try out for SYTYCD, K.

I am going to tell FF to come over and see it.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Michele--I know I know... I promise, I regretted even telling you guys about it... but I followed through...and my kid IS probably embarrassed... the trick is NOT asking them.

Kate and Jessica--LOL@Shizzle and Skillz! lol!

Queen--my lying to make me feel better friend... I was looking forward to your comment to see if you would follow through with what you said about telling me I looked good even if I didn't... you did a GREAT job!!! lol!

T--LOL@ saggy crouch comment... so funny!!!

Kristina P... I think you were watching someone else... but now we are even, cause I LOVE your humor and writing on your blog. I've wanted to be you for a while!

Bayou Belle's-- please don't tell, it would hurt our rep!!! :)

Clan of the Cave Hair--I'm TOTALLY WHITE... and did you watch the video? Nerdy is in there somewhere!

NHC--I'm totally on it... I don't know why I didn't try out YEARS ago for that show... which is BTW my FAVORITE SHOW!!!

Seriously... thanks guys for the comments... I'm bustin' a gut over here!

Seini Photography said...

Impressive! If anything your kids should know they have the coolest mom....you can do it all girl! I just saw your photog site and it rocks...so what can't you do:)...loved the video...I think I need to work on my dance moves!

Barbaloot said...

Lame lame lame! Not your dancing...definitely not that. I can't even SEE that!! That's what's lame. Why? Why can't I see it?

Barbaloot said...

Yes-it worked! And it's fully the opposite of lame. I ridiculously jealous of your skillz right now. And yeah, I'm not lots of times I'm sarcastic...this is not one of those times.

Mountain Sport Man said...

I don't know about the rest of you out there but I think my wife is pretty dang HOT!!!! especially when she dances. You looked great Honey, and you still got IT.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

OH MY GOSH! Did you Mountain Sport Man just call you HOT?

That's almost better than your dancing. How cute! You didn't write that for him did you? Because if I ever gave my hub a nickame, like WILD THING or something, I would have to create the gmail account for him and then type the comment too. He would probably approve the message after I wrote it though.

THAT WAS AWESOME. You ROCK so hard. So proud to be your twin right now. And I love sitting here watching your awesome photography as I type this too.

You da bomb, even if you are old and white.

The Wixom Zoo said...

Awww...quit being so hard on yourself. You've got more groove than this white girl!

Jessica said...

Way to go! You looked so hip hop...lovin' on the black pants :) Wish I could make myself move that way! :)

Mother Goose said...

Dam girl, that is HOT! I don't cuss much unless the words will correctly convey a thought!

ex: there are jerks and there are idiots and then sometimes the correct word to describe someone is an A, yeah. Some how my dh doesn't agree with me. But, I adamently disagree with him.

LOVE IT! so did you take dance when you were young. Surely, this wasn't just your first time, class thing.

Canadian Bald Guy said...

I gotta say...I thought you did a great job! In fact, I just may have to vote for your "Hottest Mommy Blogger" award.

Very well done, indeed.

Malea said...

Helllloooo! So I think I may be the only (or at least one of the few) one who can say I knew you first...saw you dance your cute dances when Ann was teaching first, watched you try out for Jetettes first. Yep, how cool am I?

Heidi Ashworth said...

You look totally hot and you totally rock, er, hip hop!

Missty said...

Whoo Hoo! You rock!! How fun! You did an awesome job!!

PJ - Our life said...

Way to to Shelle!! You've still got skillz!

Jen said...

I'm so impressed! And I don't think you look at all old or motherish - just a bit blurry. And what about that FRONT ROW ACTION!!! You are such a rock star.

Siobhan said...

Look, shut your dirty mouth, you are amazing.

April said...

You gots skillz! Fo sho! Acting all bashful! WHATEVER! :)

American in Norway said...

Video not showing up on my laptop... : ( I will try it out when i get to work. I am sure you look awesome..

Natalie said...

I know how you feel...I just auditioned for a community theater production of Music Man and was cast as a Pickalittle Lady. It's somehow very embarrassing but I still want to do it. Still I was imagining being cast as the lead Marian the Librarian and instead I got the old town gossips! How old am I?!
You, however are way cooler than I am. I'm worried about the musical dancing that this will require cuz I am so not a dancer. me=jealous of your abilities.
Great job! You didn't look old or white. :)

shannon said...

You were soooo standing in the line in heaven where they were handing out rhythm!--I must have been talking and not paying attention cause I got ZERO of the rhythm talent!

You looked awesome!!!!

tiffany said...

Dang Shelle, you so rocked out there!!!!! You got some cahones Girlfriend!

John Deere Mom said...

Finally! I've been waiting for this for like ever. And? You.are.my.hero. For realz.

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