Okay, I had an experience over the weekend that MUST be shared and MUST be discussed.
I was shopping at WalMart aka WallyWorld aka WalMarts aka the store one step below Target.
MountainSport Man was with me.
Go figure.
We were checking out, minding our own perfectly oblivious business...
The Checker, nice lady named Barb, said her Hi to us.
I looked at my husband and said, "Hon, do you have your card handy?" Because mine was in my purse underneath ALL the groceries...why I put it there? I don't know? It's just one of those habits that is hard to break (It's a HARD habit to break...come on, SING IT WITH ME--you know you love Chicago).
MSM: "Yea, here I got it"
Barb the Checker: "Oh!" looking surprised! "Are you guys...oh...your married?"
Me: Giving her a DUH look.
MSM: Giving her a woman-your-crazy-if-you-think-I-would-deal-with-this-girl-if-I-wasn't-married-to-her look.
Barb the Checker: "WOW...you guys have picked up each other's characteristics. You look similar."
Me: Giving her the whatthewhat?-you-did-not-just-say-that-I-looked-like-a-guy look.
MSM: Starts to smirk.
Barb the Checker: Looks at me and then starts back pedaling, with a sweet as honey smile she says, "I mean to say, you guys compliment each other...a very good looking couple."
I just smiled. My husband THANKED her for the compliment.
We bought our groceries and started walking out to the parking lot.
My husband being, my husband, turned to me with a smart smirk on his face and said, "So...do you think she was saying I was getting prettier? Or you were getting more handsome?" pause... "I think she was saying I was getting prettier..."
In her defense...and for the sake of my pride... I was wearing a hat, hadn't showered, and my natural beauty wasn't shining through (I'm sure).
Either that...or I should be worried that my husband is prettier than me.
He DID buy designer jeans that looked freaking HOT on him a few weeks ago.
This one is pretty recent, self photo, and yea don't know why I looked freaked out here... my hubby is 30 pounds heavier here, I think he would like me to make note about that, he's pretty vain about it...
Hmmmm... can't tell with the sunglasses really... maybe that was her trying to tell me I had a 5 o' clock shadow?
No, not possible...I just got waxed... :)
Okay...now this one freaks me out a bit...
What does that MEAN? I wonder when my hubs and I are holding hands or necking in the parking lot if incest comes to people's minds?
Oh my GOSH, I gotta go, I just threw up in my mouth.
Anybody else out there get this? Am I alone? Please tell me I'm not getting Handsome-er!
Love,
Shelle
P.S. Hope y'all had a good weekend!
P.S.S. If you got time, go check out the most recent post at The Real World Venus vs. Mars...and then do yourself a favor and FOLLOW cause we are having some GREAT discussions over there...it's like our OWN suburban neighbor hood where we BBQ on our street and the kids are running around being crazy and the Adults are chatting away tuning them out! It's GREAT!
Monday, April 20, 2009
I think my husband is prettier than me!
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