Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I like Big Butts...and Operation 1 Take Down Kiss...my lil' sista!

I take a Hip-Hop class on Tuesday and Thursday nights from the same teacher as my son does on Tuesday evenings.

The real VAIN reason I signed my kid up for Hip-Hop...

I signed him up because I didn't want him to be one of those really hot guys in high school (because let's face it, he's going to be hot...I can say that, he's my kid) that stood by the wall at high school dances and didn't dance with anybody! I want him to be comfortable enough with rhythm and movement to get out there and bust a move!

Really! That is why I signed him up...and it so happens that in our town we have an amazing male Hip-Hop teacher--Scott Watts...which is exactly what I needed to cinch the deal on signing him up...because there is almost nothing worse than a boy learning from a girl Hip-Hop teacher...they need to learn how to move like a male! Just saying...

Last night his teacher comes up to me and says, "I have the funniest thing to tell you" then he starts to laugh. "Did DCar ever tell you about our Hip-Hop homework?"

"Yeesss" I said slowly. DCar and I went over hip-hop songs every chance we could get so he would be prepared for class...since I'm on the uppity-up with those things...I am a dance teacher after all...(or was, until I took a break from which I'm not sure I'll return from)...so anyway, yes, I knew about the Hip-Hop homework. But I wasn't sure where he was going with all of this...and so I was a little tentative.

"Okay so I ask each student what Hip-Hop song they like this week" he start to chuckle again, "and DCar goes...'I like Big Butts'..." he laughs, "the his friend by him and DCar get up and proceed to shake their booty's! It was hilarious!"



"WOW...he didn't! We didn't really go over that one!" I laugh...I'm sorry, but it's almost the only song beside "Ghetto Superstar" that I know word for word (both of which I still have on my IPOD and I listen to reguarly, and I use to play all the time in my car because DCar like to groove to the beat)! He must have picked up on that!

Then he says, "Oh yea, and him and this kid started singing the song word for word!"--of course he does!

That's my boy!

Is that something I am going to have to worry about in the future? Will that effect his opinion of women when he gets older?

My opinion? I think that will give him a sense of compassion and open his eyes to a whole new way to look at a girl...and not let the Media control who is beautiful....ummmm, yea, that!

aaaahhhh...who cares...let's face it...I don't! He was the comedian of the night, and that is what's most important! I love it when my kid is funny...without even really trying to be...it warms my heart! lol!



Let's not confuse this with my lil's sisters butt, she's got back, but in a good way...NO I didn't forget Kiss that we are at war! But I am pretty much kicking my own self in the butt with that picture...I'm looking super UG! LOVE YA!
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17 comments:

mrsb said...

I'm laughing my big butt off at the story about your son!

Thanks for the shout out! There's going to be some great things (not all too witchy, either!) given away through the month :O)

I wish I was handy enough to make something to donate to you! I suck at artsy stuff, thus me giving away other people's stuff on my blog, lol!

Aleisha said...

You are hilarious.

Kritta22 said...

I love that you shake your groove thing with your kids!
I went to your friend's blog to win wings. So cute!

georgie said...

ahhhh every school dj's go-to song...I like big butts...LOL that was a funny story! and I hate to be the one to break it to ya...but chica there aint nuttin UG about ya! geesh

lastly what do i need to do to enter this contest you got goin on...i'm blond yanno(no offense meant to other smart blonds) help a sistah out

Dolly said...

I walked in and found my 18 year old watching a hip-hop dance show one day. He LOVES this dance show and has friends over to check it all out. Wish I had sent him to one of those classes now. You are a great mom!!! I'm impressed :)

Kyle and Brittany Peterson said...

That is so funny. Isn't that one of the songs we used in our national routine? Hey Shelle you have got to take back the girl hip hop comment. I teach plenty of boys. But as you know I move like a boy and have troubles when I try to look girly and sexy. So please say that I'm the only exception to that comment. Ha Ha. I think it's awesome that you have him in hip hop class. Because it is true boys need to be able to dance and not just stand in the corner or freaking girls. So I'm glad that he will be the hit at the dance.

Brooks said...

that was great! I wish someone would have been that thoughtful when I was a kid and taught me how to dance! what a great mom you are!

Giggle! said...

Taking your boy to hip hop classes??? THAT ROCKS!!!

haha! Loving Big butts is a great thing! xx

American in Norway said...

That is so funny. I totally want my son to take hip hop lessons..Very cool

Amanda said...

Did you say... sense of compassion and open his eyes?
I think you are stretching a bit there. But your story is hilarious anyway. I love cool boys. There aren't very many out there. Especially in the 5-15 age range.

Lisa (Funny Farmer) said...

Sorry friend... I hate that song and think it encourages boys to view women as objects. But I have no sense of humor whatsoever, so ... feel free to ignore me! :D

Jen B. said...

I haven't heard that song in years! Too funny that he recited the words & all! Great story!

{Annie N.} said...

Still as funny as ever! Thanks for the birthday wish. I'm excited to have found a new entertaining blog!

Shannon said...

My girls have taken ballet and tap... the oldest said she wants to do hip-hop. Which I find funny because the girl has no rhythm whatsoever!

Andrea said...

Oh this just made me laugh! (And of course I HAD to play the video too.)

I've got no rhythm I can barely spell the word..

Scary Mommy said...

That is hilarious!!!! I wish my mom had been cool like you and thought to get me dance lessons. I was always the pathetic corner-lurker. Still am, unless I'm drunk enough, and then I think everyone would prefer that I stay in the corner. ;)

binks said...

ROFL! That is hilarious! I see you are passing on that wicked sense of humor.
Wish that Cody took some sort of dance lessons. At 6' and 130 lbs he is a gangly walking stick.
You'd think with his latin blood, he would have some rhythm. Nope, not one bit. What is a mother to do?

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