Where my sister just might have won the WAR...

Okay...a while back I wrote how my sister and I were having a war because she was mad that I put up this picture of her...



Where I think she looks amazing...I mean look at her legs!!! :)

Anyway, she said that she would get me back...I thought she meant on her blog...but OH NO guys...not my devious younger sister...

She went BIG...she thought OUT of the box.

Not 10 minutes ago she called me laughing her head off...

Devious Younger Sister: "Shelle, do you know on the Ellen DeGeneres Show they have that "Bad Paid For Photos" segment?"



Me: "What? No, I don't."

Devious Younger Sister: "Well" laughing where I can barely understand her, "I sent in your soccer photo!"

Me: "There was a soccer photo like mine?"

Devious Younger Sister: "NO! I sent YOUR soccer photo in and if it's good enough or bad enough, she shows it on her show".

Me: Mouthing twitching, "You didn't!"

My sister has out done me...

And if that picture is actually shown on Ellen...then my sister not only laid siege on me, but she Massacred me! How do I top that?

Don't know what photo I'm talking about?



Yea...um, I don't mind sharing that photo with the few of you that come to my blog and I consider my friends...but if that photo makes it on the show...that POPULAR show...

I might just have to hold up the white flag...because I can't beat that...

Okay, I admit, it's funny!

Because I'm lazy today, Friday, Go read some of these other posts I entered this post in at Friday Finish Foto Fiesta and Friday (funny funny)!

Love,

Shelle

I like Big Butts...and Operation 1 Take Down Kiss...my lil' sista!

I take a Hip-Hop class on Tuesday and Thursday nights from the same teacher as my son does on Tuesday evenings.

The real VAIN reason I signed my kid up for Hip-Hop...

I signed him up because I didn't want him to be one of those really hot guys in high school (because let's face it, he's going to be hot...I can say that, he's my kid) that stood by the wall at high school dances and didn't dance with anybody! I want him to be comfortable enough with rhythm and movement to get out there and bust a move!

Really! That is why I signed him up...and it so happens that in our town we have an amazing male Hip-Hop teacher--Scott Watts...which is exactly what I needed to cinch the deal on signing him up...because there is almost nothing worse than a boy learning from a girl Hip-Hop teacher...they need to learn how to move like a male! Just saying...

Last night his teacher comes up to me and says, "I have the funniest thing to tell you" then he starts to laugh. "Did DCar ever tell you about our Hip-Hop homework?"

"Yeesss" I said slowly. DCar and I went over hip-hop songs every chance we could get so he would be prepared for class...since I'm on the uppity-up with those things...I am a dance teacher after all...(or was, until I took a break from which I'm not sure I'll return from)...so anyway, yes, I knew about the Hip-Hop homework. But I wasn't sure where he was going with all of this...and so I was a little tentative.

"Okay so I ask each student what Hip-Hop song they like this week" he start to chuckle again, "and DCar goes...'I like Big Butts'..." he laughs, "the his friend by him and DCar get up and proceed to shake their booty's! It was hilarious!"



"WOW...he didn't! We didn't really go over that one!" I laugh...I'm sorry, but it's almost the only song beside "Ghetto Superstar" that I know word for word (both of which I still have on my IPOD and I listen to reguarly, and I use to play all the time in my car because DCar like to groove to the beat)! He must have picked up on that!

Then he says, "Oh yea, and him and this kid started singing the song word for word!"--of course he does!

That's my boy!

Is that something I am going to have to worry about in the future? Will that effect his opinion of women when he gets older?

My opinion? I think that will give him a sense of compassion and open his eyes to a whole new way to look at a girl...and not let the Media control who is beautiful....ummmm, yea, that!

aaaahhhh...who cares...let's face it...I don't! He was the comedian of the night, and that is what's most important! I love it when my kid is funny...without even really trying to be...it warms my heart! lol!



Let's not confuse this with my lil's sisters butt, she's got back, but in a good way...NO I didn't forget Kiss that we are at war! But I am pretty much kicking my own self in the butt with that picture...I'm looking super UG! LOVE YA!
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OH....IT's ON!!!

I was reading blogs...like I do and I hopped on over to my lil' sista's blog! Ummmm...Yea, she has full on challenged me to a WAR...WAR people!

It all started with this photo:

Which apparently she hates...
I think it looks awesome of her because of her legs...what I would give to have her toned legs!!! But she hates it...and so when I posted this picture of her on my Hawaii picture update post...she said, "Oh you are so in trouble Shelle...I am going to get you back"...

I just laughed...because, duh, she looks great! I thought she was just being modest...thinking she HAD to say it!

Well then, when I was announcing the winner of my giveaway she helped me video my singing debut! She left a little snide message on my camera...so I posted it, here it is in case you have forgotten...


She came home from school...because YES she lives upstairs and we live downstairs in my parents house...and she said or yelled to me, "Seriously! I can't believe you put that video on. That's it! I don't know what I'm going to do or HOW I'm going to do it...but it's on!"

So the girl is carrying a camera around and attacking me at all hours of the evening yesterday...okay so it was just for like 30 minutes...and I'll admit, she got some pretty bad shots of me!

But have no fear...I don't back down on a challenge...go ahead and post what you will Suns Fan #2, because I take WAY more pictures of you...and HECK...if I can post pictures like this of me...

Then I'm not sure what sort of awful thing she can do to me ya know?

Although...my body wasn't what it once was, so she may go that route and exploit all my extra CURVES or NOT CURVES where they are needed route. This is what she had to say on her blog about it..."Now onto more important things, I have come to the REALIZATION that my sister is out to get me. . .Not only has she posted a very awful picture of me in a swim suit on her website (now I hope you aren't really going to try and find it trust me, you will throw up) but she also put a nasty video of me on her blog. She says I looked good in both, but she is just trying to blackmail me. . .And I will not have it any more, starting today I need to get back at her. . . People this is WAR!!! So I am not sure how long this will take, but you better believe that when I get something good I will be posting it on here asap!!! So SIS I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END (dun dun dun. . .)!!! Oh and if anyone has any awesome ideas let me know!!!"

This should be interesting...so let me know if you have any ideas for me...because I have way more loyal friends then she does...right?

Hello are you out there?

Hey is this thing on?

Dang...

P.S. I really DO love my sister...this should be fun or not...crap, she could really do something horrible like get a picture of me picking my dry boogers or something...How about ideas on how to avoid her and her camera also...m'kay? Cause that would be good to know!