Thursday, October 23, 2008

Where I give away my free time!!! :)


Over at Crash Test Dummies(CTD)...one of my very new favorite sites, thanks to the Funny Farm...she is having a contest and her partner in crime (who is her long lost cousin? Over at Art-n-Sewl) is doing it with her!!!

So this is what happened. CTD, I have been noticing, has been hanging around at my joints, my hangouts, my PeePs' blogs...sarcastically commenting and leaving her incredible creative writing talents spread around like a disease to the rest of us who have no creative writing talent whatsoever--out showing us all!!! Each post is funnier then the next (forget about her comments) and her follower numbers are creeping up, ever so quickly, where she will by pass me like all the rest of you have (Please all you Provo bloggers out there, follow ME not her, I may not leave you holding your sides laughing, but I got REE from Pioneer Woman to comment on my blog, doesn't that count for anything?)...yet I have been doing this blogging thing for alot longer--where's the respect!!! (that is a subliminal message to follow me if you haven't already)


I decided to use her naive beginner blogging friendship to my advantage...

She asked me to donate a prize to her contest she is doing (FORGET THE FACT that it is a super fabulous contest and idea)

...by stroking my ego and telling me how AMAZING my picture taking skills are...while also, telling me hers are less superior than mine (if you read her blog...you know she is a total over exaggerater for the expense of writing a good post--so what I am saying is, she totally lied! :))-so I am giving away my free time to some unsuspecting family to take their pictures....booowawahahaha...and guess what...I'm even going to travel to them if they don't live near me...how's THAT for taking advantage of her!!!hahahahaha!

What?

She has the upper hand?

She had me at "stroking my ego"?

Okay, your right...I also lie!

WEll anyway, go over to her site...or her long lost cousins site and enter her contest with your BEST 500 written word, real or not real, ghost story!!!

And YES I am extremely envious that she got TAMNers to donate to her contest...hello...even though TAMNers is making fun of people that talk like she does on her blog, I was already that way before her dumb and popular blog even started, who says SERIOUSLY all the time on her blog???!!! Me...that would be me! It's like High School all over again...I never get the credit! (I love you TAMNers and your so blessed husband JJWT and your double FETI growing in your hard rock belly...call me...donate to my contest!)

And may the best blogger win!!!

Love

Totally-taken-advantage-of-Shelle

P.S.--BTW...the other prizes are INCREDIBLE and fun and I hope I win Katie Holme's $50.00!!!

12 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I don't understand why I didn't get a huge shout out/welcome when I commented on your blog. You mean, you weren't having a count down for me?

I've had TAMN comment on mine. That's as close to greatness as I'll get.

Alyson (New England Living) said...

You are awesome and I wished I had you over to take pictures last weekend when I was in Crankyville and in no mood to stroke my kids with niceness in order to take pictures.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Wow, what an awesome post about me! You ROCK! And I'm not exaggerating.

It's total serendipity that we keep showing up at the same places. I tell you, we're two peas in a pod, except you're more talented and have more . . . assets than me.

Thanks for plugging our contest! Wish I could win the photo shoot.

OH, and you know what is sooooo weird. I was going to use that photo of the legs on my blg. (I'm NOT kidding).

F.R.E.A.K.Y.

Do you think we share the same guardian angel?

Kritta22 said...

Umm..i don't even know who those people are...does that get brownie points in your world??
I already follow you but I could sign on in my other blogs to make your numbers go up...cool?

georgie said...

LOL...I follow you already also but i will go check out the linkys you listed...

oh and btw...

ONE day(mark my words) you will all be talking about me the way you do Ree!!!! you will be like OMG you got georgie to comment on your blog OMG OMG LOL i kid i kid

congrats on gettin ree over here that is sooooooo cool...almost as cool as me ;-)

Aubrey said...

I follow you and I will never leave. LOL

Actually, I'm going to leave for just a teensy moment to check out CTD. But I'll be back. I promise!

binks said...

I am only entering because if I win, you will get to come visit me!! (stroke, stroke)

binks said...

BTW - that biatch Ree totally blocked me!!!
What is up with that???

Angie's Spot said...

So, I'm thoroughly confused, but it's late and sadly, I'm easily distracted. I'll go check out this contest and make sure that I'm already following you. K?

Giggle! said...

So you'll come visit me in Australia then? :-P *GiGGLeS*

WHo is this REE person?! I'm curious!

I'm going to find out! xx

abritdifferent said...

500-word essay (because, come on, we all KNOW that's what it is...)? I don't know if I can stretch that, especially for a scary story. I'm having a hard enough time keeping up with 52 blogs. Yeah. So anyway, I might do it, just to see if you'd really drive up to MT. I wouldn't make you do it in the winter though, the passes are ghastly. Of course, that's assuming I win. And I won't win if I don't stop commenting here, right now, will I?

Pat said...

It would be amazing if I win the photo shot, but it would be sad for you to come to vegas. I am not a big fan of vegas. Although Sue used to live here, but she had the good sense to get out of here. But that is a topic for another discussion.

I think that if you have any say you should try to get crash to win, because a trip to Hawaii, no brainer. Just saying.

I am even thinking of entering your don't you hate it contest one of these weeks. Pretty much every day of my life gives me material, it is just a matter of getting it down and having the confidence. Now I have entered one contest, it might be a slippery slope, who knows.

I love the Funny Farmer also, if you haven't read her blog you so totally should. You are missing out.

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