Thursday, January 22, 2009

One witty comment and our OWN bloggers choice awards!!!'s that time again where I put up another one of those funny phrases that I got through an email and you guys tell me what YOUR honest reaction would have been if it was YOUR significant other...

I honestly laughed so much last week when we did this...I just have to do it again!

So in lieu of my anniversary in a couple of weeks...I thought this one was HILARIOUS!!!

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started.....

I would probably have to stand there for a minute and fight not laughing...but then I would say something like, "AAAAAhhhh how sweet, YOU actually MADE something for ME??? I'll take my chances with a restaurant though."

Not the best, but the best I can come up with right now, when I'm fighting some sickness I'm sure my kids brought home for me! LOVELY right?

Totally off topic, but...

I have a GREAT idea...We should start our OWN blog awards. They ACTUALLY have blog the Golden Globes, but for bloggers. People nominate blogs and then they are voted on. Total popularity contest...They are called THE BLOGGERS CHOICE AWARDS

Does that mean, if you are NOMINATED for these blog awards that you have MADE it?

And I didn't quite understand what they got as their award? Whatev... I was looking through the categories and I feel I only fit into ONE specific category...

BEST EDUCATION BLOG--I mean, think of all the etiquette lessons I've given. When I looked at what blogs were up for that...they had blogs that taught SCHOOL stuff? Weird right?


I feel like the blogs I have been reading are TOP NOTCH...that you guys are not getting the appreciation you should be...I read some of the FUNNIEST people...yet THEY weren't nominated for any blog awards...but they SHOULD be nominated...just not ENOUGH people KNOW about them...

HeLK I didn't even know blog awards existed until I read on someone's blog to go vote for so and so to win this COVETED blog award???

Anybody with me!

*Tap Tap*

Hey is this thing on?


*crickets chirping*

All right, never mind...


I lied, I guess you CAN still nominate, for 2009! don't be surprised if some of you are nominated in the HOTTEST MOMMY BLOGGER or HOTTEST DADDY BLOGGER category...I like to think I only surround myself with the most HOTTEST of bloggers...ya know?

K--love ya, and don't forget to put your witty comment down...I can't wait to hear what you would have done BEFORE the fight started!!!




sara said...

I would've laughed. My husband's not that witty, so if he said something like that it would take me totally off guard. Then I would've made him cook something.

Heinous said...

I would have gone to make something. I like cooking and it's good to alternate. Boring, huh?

I always miss those blog awards. I don't think I'm cool enough to receive the announcement ;)

Kristina P. said...

I vote Crash Test Dummy as the hottest Dummy Blogger in all of blogland.

Emily Anne Leyland ( Art-n-Sewl) said...

Let's do it!!! Great idea. I better win something...j/k...not really though ;)

T said...

Can we nominate you for the most lusty kissing story in the blogosphere?

And I would have happily gone to the kitchen, picked up the phone, and made reservations at the priciest place in town :)

Kritta22 said...

Seriously I just would have started laughing.

My hubby says this kinda stuff all the time...jokingly of course. It probably wouldn't even phase me. And I'd ask whether he wanted Red Robin or Chili's.

Barbaloot said...

I would've replied, "Sure honey. Just as soon as you make it to the gym."

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Sara--haha, I think the making him cook something is good enough...

Heinous--r you kidding...TOTALLY boring and so are not SUPPOSE to be sweet on these posts! COME ON...You're witty enough on your fact, down RIGHT HILARIOUS...but I get it, you love to cook...whatev! :)

OKay KRISTINA has nominated in the HOTTEST DUMMY BLOGGER--one nomination CRASH TEST nobody be partial just cause she has DUMMY in her it! :)

Emily--I'm going to nominate you in the JUST KIDDING, BUT I REALLY MEANT IT BLOGGER award...1 vote for you!!!

T--Girl I KNEW i could count on you...that is CLASSIC...calling up the most expensive place to get him back...nice one...I'm still laughing!

OKAY *acts all shy* you can nominate me for LUSTIEST FIRST KISS STORY BLOGGER award...but I'm totally humble about it!

Sure Kritta..."jokingly"...that's what SHE said...I kid I kid...and DEFINITELY Red Robin!!! :)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

BARBA LOOT SUIT---HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that is excellent...SEE you are going to make someone a REALLY good wife someday, you already know the best lines! :)

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Okay, I have to say this before somebody else does. If I told my husband I wanted to go somewhere we hadn't gone in a while he would have said, "How about the bedroom."

At least he would have said that before I read your steamy story. That story did wonders for our relationship. You should be a therapist.

And thanks for the nomination Kristina P. but you are hotter than me because you're wearing a big blue snuggly.

Heidi Ashworth said...

I would have said, "the counters are kinda high but what the helk".

Heidi Ashworth said...

Oh! You meant to EAT! Thilly moi!

Natalie Sue said...

Hmm.. honsestly I would have looked at him and said, "Huh?....Well YOU try taking care of two babies and see if YOU can spend time in the kitchen!" That's what I would say. Not too witty. :)

But that reminded me....Wanna know what saying my dad says all the time? He thinks he's so funny.
He says: "My wife is always coming to me on her hands and knees..saying... Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!"

And I'd TOTALLY vote for your blog!

Anjeny said...

Hey Shelle, just wondering, wasn't that the same guy from last week, was he asking for some serious painful sex alterations or something? He already got the guts and nuts kicked him, is he asking for total damage this time? LOL..ok that sounds too violent, I'm a peace maker..

I would ask him if he had finally hired me a new cook and he's wanting me to check out her cooking skills. If his come-back is "yes, me", I would then do what T suggests. My hubby is a tightwad, spending money he doesn't think we have is always been my all-time pleasure in life to do to make him suffer.

T...I like ur style.

Anjeny said...

I meant "out of" on the above post

Lara said...

Since my husband is the main chef around our house, that conversation probably would take place. Hee hee.

binks said...

Wow - you're a few fries short of a Happy meal and that's what you'll be eating for a while.

I will miss you this weekend! I'll say HI to Elphaba for you!;p

T said...

Crash - it sounds suspiciously like you've been B.A.R.O.E. (breaking April's Rules of Engagement) - Shhh, just don't tell April and we'll keep quiet about it :)

April said...

And if I don't make it to the kitchen, feel free to start the dinner without me, F-O-R-E-V-E-R. (said in voice of kid from The Sandlot)

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh, oh, oh, I vote for binks!

clan of the cave hair said...

"I'll be right back"
(I would return with my rather large, rather heavey Iron Skillet swinging tauntingly over my shoulder)
"What exactly did you have in mind?"

clan of the cave hair said...

I just asked my husband what he predicts my answer to that would be he said "You'd probably say "Ih!" (you have to say that sort of squeeky with your nose scrunched up) and then punch me."
He's probably not entirely wrong, but my first answer would be more clever.

Kate said...

i like the comment about the gym, and Crash stole my response of some kind of snarky bedroom remark. so i have nothing. AND i don't cook, THEREFORE - this has and probably will continue to happen. still funny though. :)

devri said...

ok, I had so much to comment on, I am late, so now I got nothin' everyone has said what I was going to say... dang it..

So I will just say.. You made my day..

The Crash Test Dummy said...

oooh, I like Heidi's too.

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

I can't think of anything but one of my favs is from Jeff Foxworthy. Something along the lines of:

'I told him about loading the dishwasher, he thought I meant getting his wife drunk'

He has a whole spiel about marriage that I love.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Crash--I knew I could count on!!! Yours was good...I didn't even think...hahahaha! I loved it!

Little Smurfette's snuggie IS way HOT...literally...So Maybe I should nominate her as THE HOTTEST SNUGGIE BLOGGER???

Heidi--see your comment was more along the lines I would have used...but now that my reputation is ruined my MY FIRST KISS story...I can say that out loud! haha!

Natalie--Your Dad's quote if very fitting! lol! All we have to do with our kids and for our kids, It's hard to pay attention to a minor detail such as feeding them? Right?

Anjeny--"the same guy" hahahaha, he isn't the smartest of internet joksters right? lol! I LOVE T's Style! :)

Lara--I wish MY husband was the Chef...I should have had that as a pre-req for marrying me...DANG!

BINKS--Your humor is so parallel to mine!!! I love that...but MCD's is to NICE for that comment don't you think? I'd just rather let the guy starve! :) I will miss you much...I'm so bummed about not being able to go!!! Thanks for the Elphaba thing...*sniff*

T--Crash IS breaking her rules...and she SWORE to be a good friend *shakes head*...but I can't shun her because she DID say I should be a therapist and you KNOW I want to be one! :)

April--Nice...especially because it WOULD most likely be FOREVER for me! lol!

Clan--hahahahaha--Tell me you WOULD have accidentally tripped and KONKED him on the head or "where it counts" PLEASE let me have that FUNNY image!!! I PUNCH my husband all.the.time. must be the secret of a long lasting!

Kate--the fact that you used SNARKY makes it all better!!! :) My comment was horrible so at least you admitted you couldn't think of anything...I hate admitting that! :)

Devri--lol--you are NEVER too late on this site! But thanks... :)

Blogging Mama--I love Jeff Foxworthy...have heard most if not ALL of his redneck jokes...and I think I know the Marriage spill you're talking about...he's hilarious, yet I'm sad because I could EASILY be a Redneck!!! lol!

OOOOHHH Crash voting for Heidi' are getting so WICKED...

Is it my bad influence?


McEwens said...

I so would have laughed it off!

clan of the cave hair said...

There would have been no "accident" about it! of course I would have wielded it towards one head or the other.

Momma Trish said...

I think we should totally have our own awards!!

As for how I'd have responded to that one ... I'd probably have said: "I go in the kitchen all the time! I just don't do anything when I'm in there. Um ... go make me a sandwich, 'kay?"

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