Monday, June 22, 2009

What Would You Rather... LIVE!!!

I'm a game person.

I love to play games.

I LOVE games that challenge your mind. Like scrabble and trivial pursuit and CLUE... cause I rock at that game!

But I also love the game of chance, where even your 7 year old son can beat you when the cards are right!

My husband? Not a game player.

Sure he'll play them if I barter with him or if his kids ask him.

But normally, he's not a game player.

Right now we are sitting watching T.V. together... his choice of entertainment for a Sunday evening.
But he's always okay when I ask him questions that he can give one worded answers to... like, Would You Rather questions. Being the game person that I am... that game is HILARIOUS if you have the right people answering the questions.

So anyway... this is LIVE. I'm going to ask him some What Would You Rather questions and give you his answers.

1. Me: WYR (Would You Rather)- Suck on someone's toe who has worn flip flops all day or eat their booger?

MSM: Why are you asking me that?

Me: Just answer.

MSM: Eat the booger.

2. Me: WYR- Have a freakishly huge smile or a freakishly small nose?

MSM: Small nose.

Me: why?

MSM: Cause I don't want a big mouth!?!

3. Me: Would you rather lick an old man's stinky armpit or chew on a rotten yellow toenail?

MSM: Those are sick... that is SICK!!! Neither one... nuthin!

Me: You have to answer.

MSM: No neither one of those... that's sick, that's making me want to puke.


MSM: Stinky armpit... but that's SICK, not even FUNNY Sick Shelle.

On that lovely note.

So What Would You Rather???

These are great ice breaker questions when you need to cover awkward silence!!!

Your. Welcome.

Remember, I'm always up for a random thought-I'm a giver for all you non-twitter-ers!


P.S. Spydriana stole my Dance photo! hahahahaha!

P.S.S. Also I lost a follower over the weekend. May we all have a moment of silence while I prepare my VooDoo Doll... just sayin. :)


Barefoot Dreamer said...

every day - I say... I won't drink coffee and read blogs... I always laugh and spit it out! seriously I need one of those plastic protector covers! funny funny stuff. my hubby would HATE This game... I will have to try it ;)

Kristina P. said...

I have a book at work of Would You Rather questions. It's awesome.

This Mom said...

those as some of the GROSSIST questions I have ever seen. But every funny. thanks for sharing your hubby expressly for our amusment.

clan of the cave hair said...

our favorite WYR question involves eating moldy butt skin.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

BFD-that is the problem with hubby's they don't understand true fun!

Kristina have a WHOLE book? I NEED that book!

The mom-he's sorta lucky I put up with him!

Clan of the cave hair- OMGosh... Spit it out already!

Devri said...

I need that book too Kristina..


binks said...

I am now entering a moment of silence for your lost follower ........................................................................
Don't feel bad, some peeps just can't hang with the big blogs.

I LOVE to play games but those questions were wrong, just wrong.
I threw up a little in my mouth. (hard to swallow down vomit when you're laughing though)

binks said...

BTW - my new fav game for all of you non-Twitterers is Hold Em.
Like you were interested...

T said...

I've got that book too Shelle, you're welcome to borrow it anytime, because my hub is sick of answering my disgusting questions (he's not a game guy either... which is why I have to teach my kids to play!)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...


Hey girl...I'm right there with ya... rofl!!!


Ha! I twittered your random thought but TOTALLY got it wrong!

And you KNOW you loved those questions!

Thanks for the moment of silence!

T--I will BUY it off you... I can't ever get sick of it I don't think! One of my annoying habits!

April said...

Had a coughing fit....thank you very much! (Note to not drink water while reading Shelle post. Can result in inhalation of water in lungs with resultant coughing fit.)

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Sounds like quality couple bonding to me.

Kritta22 said...

Oh my stink! There's a book!!!!
I hear camping book! Going to amazon right now!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

SURPRISE!!! I'm baaaaaaaack!

Oh my! You have a porn star in your comment box. She's making Kristina P look kinda frumpity frump.

Ha ha about Spydriana.

And I lost 2 followers so I one up'd you again. As usual. Nani Nani boo boo.

I love that game. I agree with your hub about the nose.

And I love that game. So fun!!!!

The Blonde Duck said...

I would pitch a fit and refuse to any of them! Then I would demand to be taken out to dinner.

Why are you off carbs?

Amanda said...

I think it is funny that beauty and booty sound so close.

That is my random thought.

P.S. I am a game player too! {knuckles}

The Wixom Zoo said...

Bwahahahahahahaha!!! SO funny! Thanks for the laugh.

John Deere Mom said...

At least he played along. I don't think my husband would have answered...or he would have made me DO one of those things!!

mother goose said...

k, this is what i would do.
mostly opposite of your hubs.

i would suck the toe
i would want a freakish smile, i'm thinking julia roberts. and a big mouth on a woman is a good thing, right?? just sayin...

i'd lick an old man

i like these random thoughts too.

Homer and Queen said...

Tell hubby to suck it up and answer the questions!

P.S. I DO lick old men (man)!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I'm just about to get on a flight and want to answer u guys... But off the top of my head... Crash ur back and safe so I can hate u cause I'm so green with envy of ur vacay!

Queen-lol...that was good... And GROSS! Hehe!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Wow! You're hardcore.

I like that...even if I am a bit afraid. :)

I don't want to become one of your voo-doo dolls.

How ever can I prevent this?

Perhaps if I became your follower you might like me and grant me entry into blog utopia.


The Crash Test Dummy said...

Oh I wish you hadn't turned comments off of your above post. It was so sweet and cute. Aaaahhhh! Shucks. So cute. I once went to New Zealand and Fiji for 2 weeks with the History Dept. I missed my hub so much and I asked him to pick me up at the airport when I returned so I wouldn't have to ride on the bus anymore with all the stuffy professors. He said "we'll see." I cried over that. I was hoping he would surprise me when I got off the plane, but he wasn't there. When I got home it was late, around 11pm. I raced into the house, but all the lights were off, including the bedroom light. He was zonked out in bed. I cried and cried. Just between you and me that really SUCKED!

So you can be jealous of me and my vaycay and I'll be jealous of you and your anxious lover.

We're even, girl!

Marla said...

this would have made an awesome video post :P

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