Monday, June 8, 2009

Splash Mountain is deceitful!

I'm going to go ahead and show you that I'm not always perfect.

That I don't always have it all together... cause I KNOW that is how you think about me.

That Splash Mountain RIde is deceitful... and I don't know how I feel about that, being that it was at Disneyland.

You start off and everything is happy and makes you feel all warm inside. Then as you progress further into the ride the music gets creepier and the atmosphere gets darker... it's not fun anymore... no MR. NICE BEAR and RABBIT.  TOTALLY DECEITFUL!!!

Then you hit your first Drop... not the BIG one... but a medium size one... and if you are sitting inside the first 3 seats... and have a 6'4" 260 pound mostly-muscle-retired-college football player behind you adding more weight to the boat.  You'll get DRENCHED! 


Then you hit the BIG KAHUNA!!! I'm not gonna lie... it scared me.  My poor little girl!



OH!  And make sure you wear shorts that don't dry and look like you have peed your pants.

Just saying.


OH! and also OPEN your eyes on the drop or you'll look like a goof ball for your INFAMOUS picture! :)

Bet you don't know which one is me!!!  Love ya guys... hope your weekend was FUN!

26 comments:

JustJules said...

oh my.... this is a good day in blog land! I have laughed till I cried this morning - thanks for continuing to add to the fun!

Devri said...

I hate that they take photos on the scary rides..Like everyone wants to see when they crap they're pants..

I heart that ride.

Kristina P. said...

I'm just amazed you spent the million dollars and bought these pictures.

Cameron said...

I know which one you are....the one with the pee-stained shorts - second from the front ;)

♥georgie♥ said...

LOL...LOVED the pix shelle!!! they really capture the moment!

April said...

hahahaha!!! Thanks for the Monday morning laughs! I'm still jealous that you are in Disnleyland! Have fun with the family!

April said...

Oh...and the pee stained pants will just be between you and me..........for now.

Cherie said...

I have "seen" you around the blog world and am SO glad I came to visit!
When you open someones blog and the first thing you see is "enable your freakin email people" you know it's going to be a good one!
I love Splash Mtn but it totally is deceitful!!
Love your blog!!

Cherie said...

p.s I'm doing a BIG Summer Give away on my blog. Stop by if you're interested in it. I'm excited it's my first one!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Just Jules--that's my favorite when people make you laugh! Thanks!

Devri--I KNOW, but the problem is I KNEW when that picture was going to be and I still couldn't bring myself to look even remotely cool!

Kristina--I KNOW! IT's a sickness I can't help but buy it because it makes me laugh!!! Did you see my HUGE BIL... he's all tensed up and scared.. it's hilarious!

Cameron--DANG! I knew those shorts would give me away! You are WAY to smart!

Georgie--I LOVE LOVE LOVE to see you again! I hope all is going well with you and your fam!

April--we are not there anymore... I just keep reminiscing. It's sad really.

and thanks for keeping my secret, I would be WAY embarrassed if anyone else found out!

CHERIE--WELCOME WELCOME. I'm glad you came by also! I hate when my incognito disguise is uncovered, but I'm secretly glad you got through and found me!

EVERYONE go by Cherie's and WIN her Giveaway (secretly she is just going to give it to me because she doesn't know how these things work, it's her first one, so i'm taking advantage!)

T said...

like you could disguise your gap toothed scream? I'd recognize you anywhere!

Katie L said...

Splash mountain is the BEST EVA! I love it. Bit jealous you are there!!!

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

Honestly, I love Splash Mountain. It's up there on the top ten for me. But yes wear shorts appropriate for getting wet and make sure the unmentionables are nothing you'd be scared to be showing off either ;)

PJ - Our life said...

I love Dance Master's face!! I love splash mountian!! Looks like you all had a blast!!

This Mom said...

I love seeing your REAL reaction to the drop.

I can not wait till I take mine there in October.

The Wixom Zoo said...

It looks like it was a lot of fun! I think we're going to finally take the kids next summer - woohoo!

Homer and Queen said...

Oh you big liar!!! You are too perfect!!!

Melinda said...

Heeeehehehehehehe! I love the pic with the little kids, they look TERRIFIED!! hahahahahaha I'm so evil! tee hee!

Dopp Family said...

I totally know which one is you and that ride is kinda creepy!! It's gets all weird and stuff!

Your little man is too funny!! I love the hair!

Kritta22 said...

I'm digging that all the kids plus hubby went in one and all the adults went in the other....on purpose??

Southern Sage said...

didja tinkle urself?

Amanda said...

You are that terrified little blond boy in the bottom picture, right?

brooken'dus said...

MSM looks like he is totally looking at the camera smiling like he knew right where the camera was! haha! Still jealous!

Such The Spot said...

So it probably wouldn't be very nice for me to put my 3 y/o on it when we go in Sept. even though he's officially tall enough? ;)

Mariah said...

You were in my neck again? I love that ride, it makes me happy, and happy is good when you have to pick up 13 piles of dog poop DAILY

mother goose said...

how fun! I can just feel the emotion!

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