Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Random Thursday... you in?

People usually do this Random Tuesday thing a ma jig.

And I've never participated. Because who has any random ideas left when you twitter?

Not me I say!

Well... I've decided to make my OWN way and do a Random Thursday post, just because.

*** I think next time when I plan for my kids to be gone for the week, that I plan for my husband to be gone also... that way I can veg and read to my OWN lazy hearts content.

*** On the Flip Side. I have one Organized closet that I will try to keep! Yea for hard working, organizing, hot husbands!

*** I've decided I'm going to tell myself I hate bread. It is to blame for all the extra pounds that surround my perfectly sculpted body. Bread is of the devil, and I mean ANYTHING that remotely involves bread.

*** On the Flip Side. Apples and Grapes are my two favorite main courses. I honestly eat at least 12 apples a week and who KNOWS how many grapes. It helps everything flow in the belly better... I SWEAR!

*** Last food Random... did you know you can get CALLUSES from de-shelling pistachio's? Neither did I. But I have them and now I can de-shell faster than anyone I know.

*** Do you think they have the world's fastest De-sheller of Pistachio's in the Guiness Book of World Records? Someone check that for me and get back to me.

*** When you type out LOL... are you REALLY laughing out loud? I'm not. When I type lol I'm laughing REALLY in my mind. So it should be typed limm (Laughed In My Mind) but when I type LOL in caps... I REALLY laughed out loud--now ya know.

*** The one song I NEVER get sick of and repeat over and over on my IPOD... Come Thou Font-- but THIS version only.

*** I try to show up at Hip Hop right after they've warmed up, but right before they do their ab and push up sequence. I'm horrible, cause when I teach class... I get irritated if people miss the warm up.

Okay enough random for today!

Have a good Thursday!

In comments go ahead and write your random thought for the day! I just might Twitter it, and then you'll be famous! :) Your. Welcome.



Homer and Queen said...

My life is one big random thought! Where would even start? Besides, none of this chicks thoughts make sense! That's what happens when you get old...

Homer and Queen said...


Blogging Mama Andrea said...

There is nothing wrong with being random...any or every day of the week. Or have you never read my blog?

Barbaloot said...

You should try frozen blueberries. They're kind of amazing.

I've been sleeping in my parents' bed for the last two weeks cuz they're out of town and I can.

Snap peas bought at the grocery store taste like detergent.

Cameron said...

I like boobs.

Cameron said...

How's that for random??? :)

coolred38 said...

I sometimes just wonder how serious God was about us wanting to have sex with men...I mean parts are just hideous to look at...whats up with that?

Malea said...

I'm getting my workout today by climbing Mount Washmore. The burn will really come when I conquer Mt. Foldevenmore.

Where do you take Hip Hop?

Kristina P. said...

I refuse to type LOL. LOL!!!!

Mr. Anonymous said...

How about a random Joke:

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, a Hunk whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you!

Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please continue.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are thinking they're really smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only
goes to show that women never listen!!!

I am just saying

Mr Anonymous

Devri said...

Ohmygoodness! lol anonymous1
And Shelle, you random woman you!

T said...

coolred and Mr. A have me LOLing (really... ) although honestly I hardly ever type that :)

random? I am currently chewing my last piece of peppermint Trident in the whole house... I need to go to the store soon because I like to keep every flavor around to control my cravings. Of course - hating bread would be even better.

Youngblood4ever said...

Random? That is how my mind works all the time...

I like wearing glasses because they hide my face a bit.

Hubby totally neglected my chest last night during sex- I don't like it when he does that.

TMI? Thought so.

Anonymous said...

Booberry cereal makes your poop blue. Just a little FYI.

April said...

Wow! I got nothing after Youngblood! And I would LOL to that but can't or else I'll throw up...I have the flu :(

What did you write about again Shelle? LOL...cough..cough...barf!

binks said...

Can you send your hunk of a husband my way? My closets need a good organizing.

Abra said...

a constant question running through my mind: K, I was told that blue is blue, but what if blue for you is really what I was taught as brown... So you're seeing blue but if you had my eyes, perhaps you'd really be seeing brown- confusion. I know... but who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!!!!

IWA (e - va) said...

LIMM & LOL! love your random thoughts!

okay it was more like BUAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahah..giggle giggle giggle.. after i read Mr.anonymous & youngblood!

Anonymous: Gatorade Fierce grape makes it Turquoise!

RT: I've been debating whether or not I should catch pink eye from my daughter so i can get out of some engagements on Saturday!

Schmoochiepoo said...

You don't use your teeth to de-shell pistasioes {or however the heck you spell that} No wonder my dentist hates me.

My random: uh, I get this insane urge to clean the bathtub with my husbands toothbrush from time to time. So far I have resisted temptation.

binks said...

Why would you actually "catch" pink eye if you're not going? Just rub your eyes and say you "might" have it. Is it just me that is the evil genius?

Shawn said...

My random thought is that I am amazed how fast life goes by, as you get older. It flies!

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Oh mylanta, how did I miss all this fun yesterday? Cheese louise, you people are cracking me up seriously. Or maybe hilariously.

April I am sorry to hear that you are sick, That is not fun.

Let's see I can't think of anything to top the other's. I know it is not a competition, but still the pressure.

I think I need to steal/borrow this great idea for a post because I seem to got nothin lately. Wonder what is up with that?

Just Jules said...

First of Abra... I have had this exact thought process - more so lately. It's true

Secondly Shelle - I borrowed your idea for my blog today - with full credit of course!

Southern Sage said...

I'm naked under my clothes.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

There's nothing that will empty my mind faster than asking me to come up with a random thought.

Anonymous said...

I've been lied to. I hate being lied to. Don't lie to me online either. I know where you live - don't tell me a made up place. Out of pure curiosity I stalk you on my site meter and I see where you live. It is for interest (since I don't travel much) a way to learn about places. But, it also allows me to know that you aren't telling me the truth about where you say you live.

(not you shelle - others)

mother goose said...

to cool red, that's why those parts are below the waist and are meant to be HIDDEN, in other places. Because those are one of those few things that are much better felt than seen. I'm just sayin...

I wonder what it would be like to be my dog for the day.

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