Thursday, June 25, 2009

A Letter that invites Karma...

To anybody that takes glass bottles to sandy beaches/lakes:

Will you please try to help me understand the reasoning of bringing a glass bottle to some place where there is sand?

Because almost with out fail those bottles that don't get thrown away because you are A) to lazy or B) to drunk, will inevitably find a way of breaking!

Then they get pushed down in the sand.

Then some lone person will come along and minding their own business will proceed to dig and play in the sand with their feet, because sand is soft and tickles the foot while the sand is an exfoliate and so you kill two birds with one stone…

Then those lone people come upon BROKEN GLASS, or a child who thinks they found a pretty new toy!

All I can say is, may Karma come around and BITE you in the BUTT!!!


Lone Person (Hadabada to YOU--you'll understand that if you read the UNWORDS I post daily)

Anybody else find secret weapons in sandy beaches/lakes?

Random thought for the day: If I were to go back to high school and change ONE thing it would be my hair. I would have whacked it off short, well ya know to my chin or something, I think that fits my personality better.

Any Random Thoughts from you guys?



Just Jules said...

what are people thinking?... oh yeah they aren't .

Random thought for the day - My glasses are chipped on both lenses. I tried to get them fixed but the place i got them is now out of business. I don't want to get different ones because I really like these. So... basically I am keeping these glasses cuz I like the way they look but yet every night and a.m. before I put in my contacts I look stupid - yeah.... that's a good idea

The Wixom Zoo said...


Random thought: I think I'd like to be a genie so that I could grant 3 wishes to people...but first I'd have to find out if a genie grant their own wishes.

Kristina P. said...

My random thought is that I really hate mornings.

Devri said...

love your random thought! I would have to slap my self in the face for being a cheerleader! that's bout' it!

is your background ok?

T said...

random thought... I have a little girl who makes that Maggie Simpson sucking noise while sleeping... I have to wonder if that's why Homer and Marge are loony?

Jessica Stier said...

When my mom was in high school she decided to skip school one day in the entire time she was there (she was a very good girl). She and her friends went to the beach and as she was walking in the sand she stepped on that very same broken bottle and cut the bottom of her foot pretty badly. So she bandaged it up as well as she could and for the next week or so she had to walk normal on it at home because she couldn't let her parents know she had skipped school.

It's a funny little hooky story. :)

Annette Lyon said...

Completely random thought:

I love amaretto ice cream.

The Blonde Duck said...

I'm going to a sandy beach in just a few weeks, so I'll let you know then!

coolred38 said...

Someone left a broken bottle in some thick green luxerious which my 3 year old was running around in enjoying the feel of cool green grass on her toes...we were in the emergency room for 4 hours after that...grrr.

random thought: there should be an idiot switch on a vehicle...similar to an alcohol consumption monitor...if you turn on the switch and your car doesnt start...obviously you shouldnt drive that day (or ever)

dadshouse said...

Glass is made out of sand, so maybe these bottles were left to bio-degrate. (haha - would that even work in a million years?)

Cherie said...

I used to find those old pull tabs from pop cans on the beach when I was a kid - another hazard!

Random thought: Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Homer and Queen said...

Karma biting me in the butt is one thing...but it just keeps hanging on and won't let go!!!

No, I don't leave glass at the beach, that would mean I would actually have to go there...

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Sorry, but the beach is where I go to juggle glass bottles. There's no place else I can do it.

Mr. Anonymous said...

Random Joke:

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."

The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"

I am just saying

Mr Anonymous

Malea said...

My two year old baby turns two the day MJ, Farrah, and my stake president's wife die. Quite the emo day.

thecheekofgod said...

Random thought:

Or perhaps a random question:

How do they get Teflon to stick to skillets if nothing sticks to Teflon?

Yep. That's what I've got . . .

Melinda said...

Oh man, I'm sorry about the glass! People are such idiots, very careless!

random thought:
I really liked Mr. Anon's joke! tee hee!

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