Tuesday, November 11, 2008

What's YOUR Dirty Little Secret?

Commenters? Commenters? Where are you? Where have you gone?

Seriously...

Channon slid in for the WIN this week...Congrats...and your disgusting! hahahaha!

Okay...Kristina P has done this and Georgie over at Decisionally Challenged has done this...I think it's such a great idea...and I love myself a good DIRTY LITTLE SECRET!

Of Course...they have WAY more followers and commenters (jerks) than I do...but I LOVE those of you that comment...I feel like I know you, I feel like we are BBFF's...so I know that your secrets will be So CRAZY...SO HUMOROUS...SO DEEP! So I want to know what MY friends come up with! :)

So think of this as a SECRET BOX...

So make a comment...make sure to mark Anonymous...and tell your deepest, darkest, secret!

I hear that once you let it out...publicly...yet anonymously...it takes those ROCKS out of the backpack...lifts the weight off your shoulders...makes the world go round!


So guys...LET THEM GO...unload those secrets! Don't worry...I'm going to add mine, but you won't know because it's, ya know, ANONYMOUS!

Love,

Shelle

P.S. Could you fit in somewhere in your secret if I should just BAG the Don't You Hate It When Contest? Thanks...'preciate it! Of course AFTER this Month!

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

I sometimes wish I never married because I miss being able to go and do what I please at a moments notice.

Anonymous said...

I can't resist anonymous stuff:)
Um...and ever though this is anonymous I couldn't bring myself to write what I wanted. So apparently I'm too chicken to even admit the truth to myself.

Anonymous said...

I sometimes feel guilty for having a good marriage, when women around me hate their husbands.

Kritta22 said...

I love reading everyone's Don't you hate it when's....I say keep it!

Kritta22 said...

Don't you hate it when you were going to tell your secret but you just posted above with your name... I guess I'll be back later!! :)

Marinka said...

I can't comment anonymously because I'm an attention whore!

Tiff said...

ROFL over Marinka's comment
My dirty little secret, when the women at work treat me like I'm less than them it makes me want to push them off a cliff! Okay, so it's not such a secret,I complain about it all the time. So I'm not going anonymous either...

Anonymous said...

I found out that my best friend's husband had been sleeping around on her... But I never told her because she was pregnant and I didn't want to stress her more. And here is is 3 years later and I still never said anything...

And I think you should keep the Don't You Hate It When contest... but maybe you should just pick the winners yourself.

Anonymous said...

I sometimes wish for a NEAR DEATH experience so that I will know for SURE what is going to happen in the next life.

Natalie said...

I like "Don't you hate it when"s!

Natalie said...

Oh, and I read some of the dirty little secrets on that other blog and it really depressed me! I don't want to know such awful stuff. :)

Anonymous said...

I often feel smug when my friends are complaining about their husbands and moaning about how they wish they weren't married or that they never have, well...you know... anymore.

My husband and I have been married 13 years this month, and we've never been more in love or more attracted to each other.

Anonymous said...

I almost wish you'd ditch the contest. I miss your just regular posts, and I hate having to swim through all the contest stuff to get to them. I am ashamed to say that I have been skipping your blog lately because I don't want to deal with the constant contest stuff.

Nan said...

I love the don't you hate it whens, and would miss it if they went away, maybe you could change the voting to previous winners vote for their favorite, with you as the tie breaker?

Or a secret ballet where you have to have a blog to vote and set the comments to need to be approved and hide the votes till the voting is over?

I know there's an answer for you out there, and the other commenter that said maybe you could just vote for your favorite is good, then there is have a circle of Judges that are the voters, people you know? Just ideas, as far as a dirty little secret.....

I pick my nose in the car when I don't see anyone coming the other way, you know, can't have cliff hangers! I knew you'd understand.

Nan said...

I know that was suppose to be Anonymous, but I'm not ashamed to admit it, come on I know we all have to do a nose check when we think no one is looking!

Anonymous said...

I hate my ex husband for what he did to me but sometimes I hate him more because I think I might still be in love with him

Anonymous said...

I often wonder about the road I didn't take. I wish I had finished college instead of dealing with all my emotional garbage and past issues, but then I had kids and it was impossible. I don't regret it at all, but, you know, you always wonder.

Anonymous said...

I wish every day that I was married and had children even though we single woman are supposed to be strong and are told every conference that we have things to contribute to the church/world/others around us. I don't want to contribute! I just want to have my own family to serve.

Anonymous said...

My parents were divorced after 20 years of a temple marriage and so sometimes I find myself holding back my real emotions and looking for the bad in my husband and preparing myself for what "might" happen even though I know he isn't anything like my dad. How screwed up is that? And how do I get over it?
P.S. This is kind of therapudic (did I spell that right?)

Anonymous said...

I hate that my sister-in-law just slid right into the family with open arms. I had to work and work HARD and the first 8 years of my marriage. She makes sure I know it too.
I am just glad I was able to give my husband bilogical children and that is what my BIL wants more than anything. She brought 2 kids from a previous relationship and her tubes tied into this marriage. I know this just KILLS her. I love it.

brooken'dus said...

I'm not ashamed to let all of you know my dirty secret........my hair is dirty....all the time!! Yes that's right....I RARLEY wash my hair!! Isn't that just terrible!! hahaha Thanks Shelle I feel SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo much better!!haha

Anonymous said...

I wonder what would my life be like if I married my ex finance. I honestly wonder if I would be alive, whether he would kill me or the other. So scary for his now wife.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Nan, I pick my nose when I think no one is looking.

Kritta22 said...

I would rather blog and read others blogs than do anything else, including cuddling with my hubby. I think I'm seriously addicted.

Kritta22 said...

IS that so bad or what...but I'll admit and not hide. Some of these are pretty juicy. I totally couldn't do one of these on my site cuz I think I'd figure out who it was....I'm so nosy like that.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

These were so interesting to read. Kritta22 cracks me up.

And I hear you girl, on the comment thing. I think everyone is blogged out. Or blogged down.

I like your pumpkin picture. You are so dang goooood.

Okay, I posted my dirty little secret in August. My dirty little secret is that I'm afraid of the gigantic cactus in my back yard.

I would never tell anyone my other dirty little secrets, because then they won't come true.

Kritta22 said...

That's two people that pick their nose...I should do a poll and see who will admit to picking their nose.
As gross as I think it is, I totally do it. I can't stand talking to someone when I can see their boogers!! :) I've turned away before! LOL
Anyway I'm suppose to do this anom...but I forgot AGAIN!
I used to work for a doctor that would pick his nose and EAT IT!! I was prego and I seriously puked...in the trash can in the exam room!

Kritta22 said...

Oh I should make that a don't you hate it when!

Anonymous said...

OK, I'll admit it, I also pick my nose, I usually pull the thumb tuck and pinch with my index finger to check for my cliff hangers!

Then when I am really alone and I have a tissue, I will use the pinkie drill. Gross, huh?

Kritta22 said...

Did you know you won over at Momshots?! How cool are you??!

Anonymous said...

sometimes i wish i didn't marry my husband because of his family!

Megryansmom said...

My dirty little secret is this swill pit I call my house. I sit and read blogs during nap time instead of cleaning.

Anonymous said...

I sometimes dream about my ex. And I also wish I didn't live near my mother-in-law. She's horrible.

Anonymous said...

I had a dream that I was kissing a girl and it didn't totally gross me out.

Don't tell ANYONE!!!!

Sher said...

I've never entered your Don't you Hate it when contest because I don't think I'm funny enough. I've tried to think of something, but can't. But I love to read them, so keep doing it!
I, also, pick my nose. I'd rather get caught picking, than get caught with a cliffhanger.

Anonymous said...

i'm fairly new to your blog. I am unsure how to comment because there are so many contests going on. I like a more personal blog.

Mother Goose said...

I like being mean to people. Most people bug the crap out of me!

Mother Goose said...

ROFL! oh, yeah well, it appears I don't know how to use the ANONYMOUS feature!!! CRAP!

NOw you all know I'm scum!

Mother Goose said...

It kinda felt good to release that, until I read my name!

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

MG you crack me up! I have met you and you are NOT MEAN! WHATEVER!
I CAN NOT TELL ANY OF MY DEEP SECRETS! THERE IS NNNNNNNNO WAY IN HECK I would tell any of them! And some of them are JUST SO JUICY! Don't you SO wish you knew! LOL
Sorry, Shelle! I love the Don't ya hate it when, but I can NEVER think of anything that would be funny enough to post!
And I LOVE this idea as well! BUT, I AM NEVER going to be brave enough to SPILL my guts!
I loved reading all the other juicy stuff!

Anonymous said...

I can't stand it when people keep talking and don't pause to swallow their spit...it starts to foam at their mouths and then they get that slimy string from top to bottom lip. I have dry heaved at someone while they were talking to me like that. Bleck.

Anonymous said...

Uh... if you don't pick your nose, how do you get the boogers out? The real question is: is there anyone who DOESN'T pick their nose?

Now, picking and eating -- that's something worth admitting!

Also - I haven't entered your contest because I don't think I'm funny enough...

I also think it is too frequent. You might get more people to enter if you held it once a month or so. Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

I secretly still hate brushing my teeth, and have gone more than once with just a piece of gum and go...poor hygiene, who'da thought. Oh and also, please keep doing the Don't Ya Hate it When! They've given me some pretty great laughs

Anonymous said...

Oh, I have a bunch of really good secrets.

I hate blogs with ads on them. It makes them seem greedy and I purposley avoid their blogs all together.

I also get jealous of blogs like seriously so blessed and dooce because they make money online from talking about absolutely nothing of value. Anyone could do that!

I think anyone who voted for McCain or for Prop 8 is retarded.

I don't really like your layout. it's too confusing. But I think you're gorgeous and so is your husband....there's a lot of jealousy going on here.

Oh, and pregnant women suck.

Anonymous said...

I wish I wasn't married. I'd love the thrill of a new relationship again. And options.

I wish I never had my daughter sometimes. She's so difficult I don't know what to do.

Kritta22 said...

Oh I thought of another one...I've had dreams about my Edward...especially in the fourth book! Oh good times!

mrsb said...

Ooh, I'll play, and I don't care about being anonymous. I'm a rebel like that.

My secret is, as much as I love my kids, I'm looking forward to the day they all move out of my house (but not too far away, lol). My husband and I have NEVER lived alone, as I had a 3 year old when we got married. I love my family to death and love every minute of them.

But the thought of getting to just be with Mr.B. all day long, enjoying each other's company... I just can't wait!!!

Anonymous said...

Now that I am a SAHM, I get asked a lot if I volunteer at my kid's school.

Um, no. Much as I love her... I love having time to myself even more.

Anonymous said...

I hate people who are jealous of other people's blogs and leave passive aggressive comments. It's pathetic and makes them look ridiculous.

"I also get jealous of blogs like seriously so blessed and dooce because they make money online from talking about absolutely nothing of value. Anyone could do that!" If anyone can do it, why don't you? Then you could stop wasting your time being jealous. Oh, right - you can't because you aren't clever enough, and it's easier just to be bitter.

Anonymous said...

When people give me compliments, I always play it down and say "Oh, really? No way! That's so nice of you, but totally untrue" even though most of the time, HELL YES IT'S TRUE.

:)

Anonymous said...

I wish I weren't married.

Not really but it seems to be a trend. Sad.

My real secret is... I watch reruns of King of Queens at night after the kids go to bed. I love it, and I think my husband would rather beat his head against the curb than watch it with me.

Anonymous said...

I wish that I was married. I wish I could have kids and spend all day pampering them and my husband instead of working all day every day and being alone.

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