Friday, August 21, 2009

Random Thought Friday--What does Elmo have in his back pack?

Thank Goodness It's Random Friday!!! TGIRF!!!

Okay first of all firsts...

I hope some of you have noticed that I put a new thing up there at the top of my blog... under the UNWORDS... Comment of the Day! I'm spotlighting those of you that make me LOL the most each day! I WUV you guys... aaawwww.

Okay onward and forward.

***Why is it that when you find the stall where the lock doesn't work that someone, WITHOUT fail, doesn't do the "look-for-feet" check and comes stormin in on ya doing your business???

***I think I'm going to start a new business where people can be hired to be tweeting assistants. Stay with me on this one guys. I LOVE to tweet and twat, but sometimes I have to WORK (yuck) or ya know, take care of the Famdamily... soooo a Random Thought will pop up in my mind and I'll say to myself, "remember to tweet that"... and then I'll forget. So it would help if I just could say it out loud and then my assistant tweeter would tweet it for me!

***I think I'm onto a billion dollar business here guys.

***Wait, better yet, what if there was a device that could just mentally BLUE TOOTH your thoughts from your brain, into a device and send the tweet? Can you imagine?

***That actually might get me into trouble, nevermind.

***Trying NOT to think about something is harder than it seems.

***Do you think wearing BIG sunglasses make me fiesty? Or dying my hair red makes me Fiesty? Hmmmm...

***Ya know how I have a thing for pistachios? Well I've recently adapted an obsession for Craisins. I think I need to check myself into rehab.

***I sometimes get on my husbands Facebook and write things about me. For example one of them I wrote was, "I love to watch my wife sleep, she's so sexy when she's sleeps." It never gets old! LOL! (and you KNOW he thinks that anyway... right?)

Okay so I think to end this... I need to get something off my mind... what the HELK do you guys think ELMO has in his backpack???



Let me know your thoughts on that in comments and leave you BEST random thought... you MIGHT get tweeted and become FAMOUS!!! Your.Welcome.

Love,


38 comments:

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

I don't want to know what Elmo has in his backpack. Maybe Super Grover? That guy kind of has an attitude.

Happy Random Friday. I like to say Random is the spice of life. So I sure must be spicy!

SciFi Dad said...

Did I just read that a Mormon woman loves twat? I think I might pass out.

I think Elmo has Zoey's severed head in his backpack. It's a shame, really; she just didn't know when to shut up.

Barbaloot said...

Probly mace...in case someone tries to tickle him. I know that's what I'd have.

Barbaloot said...

PS-you should go through your archives and see how many posts you've written that include going to the bathroom. Just sayin.

clan of the cave hair said...

I have it on good authority the backpack contains a dream catcher, three magic rocks and an ounce of Chronic.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Andrea--Hmmmm... I think you may be on to something... and HAPPY RANDOM FRIDAY to you! :)

SCIFIdad: Is this a learning thing again... like the FFFF??? I want to say I've probably said worse things then TWAT! I may just give you a heart attack if you keep reading me... Read at your OWN risk!

And wait... did I read a GUY might pass out? Isn't that like some guy code that that is not allowed?

And if Zoey's head is ANYWHERE near the size of Elmo's head in that picture, I don't think it would fit! Unless that is a Mary Poppins bag??? Now I'm wondering about that.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Barb--OOOHHHH! Good one, and you're probably RIGHT! About the bathroom thing, I'm ashamed to say that I'm completely scared to do that, it would be an unhealthy amount! What can I say, the only things worth writing about happen to me in public bathrooms... it's my lot in life. Pretty pathetic I know.

COCH-are you Elmo? Cause if you were and you didn't say HI or at least let me take my picture with you WITHOUT "donating" to your cause will make you in BIG BIG trouble!

No I kid... but really, who is this "on good authority"... I've never met the person...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

My random thought while driving home from swimming laps... "why is it that I can make fun of my family all day, but if someone else tries to I want to punch them in the face?"

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I should probably tweet or TWAT that Huh SciFi Dad ;)

Jessica said...

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out.. Today's kids are soft

SciFi Dad said...

@Jessica - I read "I waste too much time at work" too. :)

Jessica said...

good stuff!

roy/elisabeth dean said...

I think Elmo has a little vibrator in his backpack....so he can tickle himself whenever he wants.

Why is it that I can't remove a screw from anywhere without mentally saying "Lefty loosey, righty tighty"? I HATE that!

Why do the old dusty lightbulbs last FOREVER, but the minute you change one, it goes out again? Does the dust protect them? And what's with these 5-year lightbulbs? 5 YEARS??? At my age I don't even buy green bananas!

♥,Lilly

Emily Anne Leyland ( Art-n-Sewl) said...

My random thought is actually a very troublesome thing for me. I have though about this for years and years so it is not really a random though, but yet it is.

Why is there always just ONE shoe lying around on highways, roads, sidewalk, parking lots? I mean seriously, the amount of lone shoes I have seen over the years is horrifying. Why is there only one? Do people regularly lose their shoe from a moving car, or is it on purpose? WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end. This will bug me till I get an answer.

Chief said...

I am afraid of twitter. Really.

Random thought:
How do you spell Plantar fasciatis? Is it fat-see-eye-tits?

ZenMom said...

I don't think you need any help being, "fiesty", darlin'. ;)

As for Elmo's backpack: That's where he keeps BLANKET, of course! (said the mom who's 2-year-old is addicted to "Elmo in Grouchland")

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Jessica... That was funny! Scifi called ya out and then I ran over to that blog! Those were hilarious! U should put some mor of them over here and post the URL...everyone needs to read and enjoy! So funny!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Scifi- u need to just join twitter already! U use the lingo @scifidad has a nice ring to it don't ya think?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Lilly... Lol@vibrator...good one good one!

I do the righty tighty lefty loosey and ur right...bugs!

Wait! They have 5 year light bulbs?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Emily... I got nuthin...but u r right...and that gives me creepy goose bumps!

ZenMom said...

I second the "scifidad needs to join twitter" motion.

All in Favor?

Aye!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Chief- ha! U had to bring that into this comment section...tits hehehe I don't know about ur question anyway.

U would be famous on twitter cause u r hilarious!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

ZenMom...AYE AYE AND AYE! And I'm ashamed to say I have no idea who BLANKET is

SciFi Dad said...

I think Zen would be happiest if I was writing everywhere. I should just stop blogging and guest post on everyone else's blog.

Therefore, her seconding the vote to make me tweet a twat of twit pence is like asking a drunk if they want another round.

ZenMom said...

SFD: Dude, shut up, I could quit you anytime I wanna. With only a bare minimum of the DTs. ;)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

SciFi- good idea! Quit ur blog...write for Real World! And twitter!

Zenmom...he just needs a hug... Or another round? ;)

brooken'dus said...

Tickles......Elmo has tickles in his backpack!! What else would he have! DUH!

Cherie said...

I think my brain has been tweeted out or has it been twatted?? Someone...Help!
I enjoyed the comments from you dad needless to say!!
I have no clue what is in the backpack but it's been there a LOOOONNNNGGGG time so I hope it is not something edible or dirty socks! (random thought!)

Kate said...

I, too, am afraid of twitter. or being twittered, twattered or how ever you say it.
don't judge me.


On to Elmo's backpack. I say he has a Furminator, a few RedBulls, and George Carlin's list of words you can't say on TV..


Initally, I was going to say Mr. noodle's severed head, (Anyone with kids who watch sesame street know who i am talking about) but maybe that is just wishfull thinking... :)

Kate said...

ok, just another random thought since i think it is still friday somewhere..

there is a product called "Neuticles". These are prosthetic testicles for dogs who have been neutered. CRAZY!!! I guess if you have a self consious K9, this would help stroke the ego.

working in the veterinary field, I still find this quite amusing.

Youngblood4ever said...

K- it was only about a month ago that I learned exactly what twat is. That is my randomness. I'm a little slow on the uptake, sorry!

Heehee! You said twat (so did I).

Can I also have a bloggy assistant? I have brilliant ideas when I am not at my desk or near a notepad. Hate that!

Debbie said...

I met a girl a few months ago that gets paid to blog/tweet for 3 businesses. Where can I sign up for that, seriously.

My hubby and I watched a documentary on character actors in CA a few months back. It was sad/interesting at the same time. Elmo must be hot (as in temperature).
Elmo's backpack includes a 6 inch Subway sandwich, a new box of red crayons, his fish Dorothy and those glasses with the large nose and eyebrows in case he needs an escape.

April said...

Shelle you did NOT just say the "t" word! I couldn't even read the rest of the post! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

coolred38 said...

i would guess elmo has his blanky and his collection of bottle caps he stole from bert.

Random thought...is it weird that while taking a shower earlier I was wondering if anyone could see into my first floor uncurtained small bathroom window earlier...then shrugged and kept washing my hair?

April said...

Elmo is carrying around Ernie and Bert in his back pack....DUH!!!

wendy said...

Oh my, that's a lot of random thoughts ----------how is my brain supposed to keep all that straight by the time it comes to comment. Maybe Elmos works for a terrorist and has a couple of bombs in that backpack---could happen. Check his passport.

thecheekofgod said...

Of course Elmo has his homework in there. He's a fantabulous student methinks . . .

The Crash Test Dummy said...

ha ha ha ha about you getting on your hub's Facebook. Brilliant plan. I wish my hub had a Facebook.

I bet rich and famous people have tweet assistants. You'll be there soon, girlfriend.

Twat with you later, gator.

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