Friday, August 14, 2009

Random Friday with Graphic Picture...

WARNING: THe Picture is graphic in nature at the end of this post... well if you look at it for longer then 3.2 seconds.

Well it's Random Thought Friday...

*Do you still need to wash you hands after you go to the bathroom if you are just going to jump in a chlorine filled swimming pool anyway??? I mean kids are peeing in it already like it's their own personal toilet! Why make more work for yourself?

*Does it make me old if my kid has the same teacher in 2nd grade that I did when I went to that school?

*Wait, don't answer that... I like living in my bubble.

*Do people ever dream about people wearing sunglasses really??? I can't ever remember dreaming usually, but when I do, I don't think I ever remember anyone wearing sunglasses...hmmm....

*I've found out that it's not okay for me to see movies like, SHOOTER, right before bed...because then I have weird feelings about creepy guys trying to touch me where I'm kept in mid-dream and mid-awake state.

*Sometimes I still get scared at night and make my husband go to the bathroom with me.

*The way my parents spelled my name confuses people. I get called the wrong name ALL.THE.TIME. So now I carry a boom box around on my shoulder and play this song whenever anybody attempts to say it that doesn't know me and then says the wrong name.


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*My Mom took this picture in New York people... let me repeat that MY MOM, by herself, saw this and thought..."No one will believe me so I need evidence!"-- see people, I am the way I am because of my parents... try not to judge me...




TOP THAT for Random!

So what's YOUR random thought for today???

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109 comments:

binks said...

Very quiet for Random Friday. Is someone having a fire sale?

binks said...

Seriously, where is everyone?? They can't ALL be reading that S E X post.

binks said...

I'm feeling a bit Krittafied today, can't you tell?

binks said...
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binks said...

Had to delete that one, it was sort of mean.

Random thought?
My head is currently devoid of random thoughts, would you like to leave a message?

binks said...

Is this thing on?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

WOW... Thank GOODNESS BINKS you are here to represent! Seriously... my reader just UPDATED and so, nobody knew I actually wrote today...

Or at least that is what I like to tell myself!

Binks... Hating STUPID people is NOT mean... hehehe I ousted you! hehehe-- just stick with me, I have flashes of smartness and you will like me again!

I HEAR YOU... LOUD and CLEAR, but nobody is out there!!!

HELLO?

someone come over and join Binks and I!

I bet they are ALL over at the SEX post lurking...

binks said...

Yes, they must be lurking.
And YOU my dear are NOT stupid. Although, there was that one time with the green beans......lol

binks said...

Hey everyone, it's a one woman show over here in the comment section of Random Friday!
See Shelle, I came over because you are actually a BOOKMARK not just name in my READER.
But I have to go back to work now, do you need me to leave a night light on for you?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Binks that's because you are a TRUE friend...

and being kritta-fied is the best thing EVER!!!

ANd I'll never live down the green beans... that was sad... okay, and funny!

And yes, please leave a night light on, I no like to be alone... :(

I would say HAVE FUN AT WORK... but I know I would be wasting my time :)

Stephanie Faris said...

Oh MY. That picture is disturbing.

Love your random thoughts. I'll bet tonight I fall asleep and dream of myself wearing sunglasses!

Cherie said...

Wow! I am in shock about the picture. I've seen body painting on celebs but a couple of these girls don't even look like they are 15 yet and they are walking around NYC like that - and what will their defense be when they are raped or worse? Crazy world.
I do find it funny that your mama took that picture - hee hee.

My random thought today is why do people ask you a question and then not stay to listen for the answer.

Also, do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Stephanie and Cherie YAY!!!

I's not alone!

Stepahnie--please come back and tell me about it... I'm curious.

Cherie--SERIOUSLY! GOod point about the age??? I honestly didn't think about that!

I'm one of those people that asks a question as I'm on my way out the door... I have NO idea why I do it.

and Good question about the Bald guys... Sage is bald, or so he says, maybe he'll be around sometime to tell us???

Alyson (New England Living) said...

Your mom is my kind of lady! :)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I know... she's pretty funny... I was dyin that she stood there, took her camera out of her purse and snapped the picture...

Southern Sage said...

I once painted my boobs like that!

Southern Sage said...

why can't I have a random thought?

Southern Sage said...

Where exactly is the sex post?

Is that like a fence post?

Or near the post office?

Southern Sage said...

I should do a sex post and break out of my clean image, go agin the grain!

April said...

Binks....I'm allergic to stupid people. True story.

I can't physically leave the bathroom without washing my hands....I...just....can't...do...it.

Corey Hart wears his sunglasses at night...but he didn't say he wore them in his dreams....come to think of it...I haven't either!

So it appears that one of the ladies has larger areolas than the other....I see a Sesame Street Show opportunity...one of these things is not like the other.....

Southern Sage said...

everone should paint their boobs and have a national paint your boobs day.

April said...

Sage...you can't have a random thought because you are distracted by the painted boobs. True story.

Southern Sage said...

April broke my train of thought now I have to go back and study intently that nice girls boobs.

April said...

:)

Southern Sage said...

April I'll paint mine if you........

Southern Sage said...

I tickled myself with that last one!

April said...

hahaha.....yep....it's all my fault.

April said...

lol....who says mine aren't already painted?

Southern Sage said...

someone needs to feed those girls they are scrawney!

I hadta big the pic to see the intimate detail like April did.

Southern Sage said...

Are you the tall one?

April said...

nope....keep guessing

April said...

i thought you were the tall one

Southern Sage said...

they sell paint in increments I wonder what size I'll need?
Mine are b/c depending.

Anyone?

Southern Sage said...

well judging by your eyes and chewers I'm gonna have to go with the fanny pack one!
No not me I can't be floppin my stuff out in public!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I'm here... just so you guys know, I am just content with observing and eating my movie popcorn...

But I'm going to wager that Sage's boobs are bigger than anyone of those girls... Just sayin...

April--hehehehehe for calling him out on that distracted part!

Southern Sage said...

If we had a national boob painting day wouldn't we have to go to D.C. and paint those a*shats running this boondoggle?

Southern Sage said...

She said it the same time I did! Shesa distractonator!

Southern Sage said...

April fainted.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I think that might be TentCampers Dad in that pic??? What do you think Sage? He kinda looks like an older version of Tent Camper!

Southern Sage said...

Why you gotta all the time be hatin on my boobs for?

Southern Sage said...

he does favor TC some I'm thinking!
I wonder if TC is a painted boob kinda guy?

Is mariah in there?

Southern Sage said...

Boobs are good people I always say.

Oooops that isn't random that is fact.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

OOOHHHH good question on Mariah...I'll ask them in twitter!

Hey so do bald guys was with shampoo or soap for their head???

Cherie was askin...

Southern Sage said...

If people like Nostradamus knew things were going to happen why didn't they say, hey this is going to happen on this day? That woulda been a sight easier!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

WHY do people read into stuff like that in the FIRST place... who wants to know when the END of the WORLD is... let it just happen, I'd rather be surprised!

Southern Sage said...

Either, depends on what is available on the second Saturday of the month when we wash it.

Southern Sage said...

who is Cheri and are her boobs painted?

Southern Sage said...

Why are me and April (who has fainted) the only ones with painted boobs?

Y'all are chickens!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

She commented up above... She's a cool chick and she wouldn't be caught dead with her boobs painted...

That's true... you wouldn't really need to wash your head if it didn't have any hair unless you got dirt or dust on it? hmmmmm

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Mine are to heavy to go walkin around without support...so no paintin mine! Sorry...

Southern Sage said...

why doesn't google recognize the word google?
It red lines it! Wassup wid dat?

Southern Sage said...

Why are all the hot chicks commenting here?

Southern Sage said...

y'all all have good chewers.

Southern Sage said...

I need to do this post to draw hot chicks to my blog!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Well Sage... we HAVE chewers, something you're not use to... I understand, and i don't judge :)

Everyone's welcome... chewers or not!

I do have a BIG GAP in mine... if that makes you feel more comfortable!

Southern Sage said...

I am pro global warming I hateeeeee being cold!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

You SHOULD so that I can come over there and FILL it up with all my Random thoughts...

Oh wait, you probably weren't talking about me... DANG, there goes my vain self! :)

Southern Sage said...

I saw that gap, I dunno how you keep your tongue contained!
Looks like you'd be walking down the road and it'd just flop out there and slap the side of your head!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I'd rather be cold then hot... I can wear layers and get warm... but living in a HOT place... sometimes no matter how much you strip down it NEVER gets cool... you just die of HEAT!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I know... years of practice containing it my friend... years of practice...

Southern Sage said...

I might do it next week while I'm on the road tooling around Utah being bored then when I get to the hotel I can check all the goodness!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Sage... Remember that dream Clan of Cave hair had about us... do you think we were wearing SunGlasses???

Southern Sage said...

Itsa dry heat! Sheeesh you should try wet heat!

Southern Sage said...

Where is Clan? Get her over here!

I dunno about glasses but my boobs were definately not painted!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I think people don't take casual friday's like we do... I mean, they should be on the INTRO-NET over here thinking randomly!

Southern Sage said...

What else would someone be doing?

Southern Sage said...

well I best go to the bank, they called and need to borrow some money.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Seriously... I can't believe they aren't over filling my comment box!

Have fun at the BANK... wire me some money while you are at it!

Kristina P. said...

I am shocked and appalled by that last picture!

I can't believe how little color was used on the nipple! I mean really! Spice it up a bit. So old hat.

Kritta22 said...

howdy my friend!!

Those are some random thoughts. I have dreamed of people with sunglasses. But usually bad people. Weird.

How are you? How is your sister? I've been thinking about her.

SciFi Dad said...

Can't think... black nipples... in public...

Trooper Thorn said...

Very good list of random thoughts. Today I realized there are two kinds of people in this world: those who finish things and those who

April said...

Why am I not surprised this post brought out more of the men? ;)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Kristina- tell me about it...any one can paint circles and lines

Kritta- so people that wear sunglasses r creepy? Ok ok good to know!
I'm doing well my sis is doing okay...everyday is hard and different...but she's living!

SciFi- hey I warned u it would b graphic! U were suppose to prepare yourself!

Trooper Thorn so u don't finish things? How were u Valedictorian? :)

April- pulled them out of the wood work eh? Or I commented on their blogs today :P

Anjeny said...

Why am I not surprise to see April here and that her boobs are painted too? LOL

Shelle and Sage, all those random thoughts bouncing back and forth between you two, I lost my train of random thoughts and those boobs too..hmmmm.

While April is allergic to stupid people, I'm a magnet for flaky people. I think I have a "looking for flaky friend" sign on my forehead because that's seem to the kind of friends I've made lately. Good thing they don't blog or read blog or they'll know I'm thinking about them.

Shelle, your mom is soo cute to take that photo.

Anjeny said...

Why is it that I'm kept awake at night because of all the gazillion thoughts that are jumping around in my head but when it comes to writing them down, I'm drawing a blank?

Southern Sage said...

Anjeny, did you say Me and Shelle were "Bouncing" on the boobie post???

bwahahahaahahaahahaa

Southern Sage said...

Anjeny you did read the disclaimer about having to paint em if you commented right????

Southern Sage said...

I mean you don't have to email (1southern.sage@gmail...) me a pic like ummmmmmmmmmmmm and ummmmm and ummmmmm did but you gotta paint em!

Southern Sage said...

sometimes I tickle myself!

ZenMom said...

Well, I had a random thought or two when I got here, but between the painted breasts and the awesome comments today, I got nuthin'. 'Cept thanks for the distractions. I finally feels like Friday now. :)

Chief said...

random thought... why is it that my youngest is 8 and I still have hemorrhoids exactly as painful as the day he was born?

Southern Sage said...

I reckon this isn't JUST a boobie comment randomly post!

Southern Sage said...

Ummmm no pics required Chief!

This Mom said...

WOW lots of comments on the Boobs. Really my thought about is, It was new york they probably didn;t seem that out of place. I mean it was hot that day I am sure.


Other random thought: Who's idea was it to by a house with enough rooms to have FIVE kids and then proceed to have ALL of them. F*ck I think it was mine. Dang I hate when I cann't blame stuff on the Hubby. Well I might try anyways.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Chief- I second sages comment no need for pictures! Oh and this post was bound to have boobs mentioned somewhere in it... Thank goodness Sage is around or we'd never talk about them! Sci Fi dad would have talked about them also if he could have focused!

ZenMom...I get it... I understand

This Mom...I always blame my husband...no exceptions! Hehehe

Anjeny said...

LOL Sage, I would paint mine but then you have to get down on the floor to enjoy the art work.

You have got to stop tickling yourself, I'm sure something else jiggles whenever you tickle yourself like that....ahahahahahah!!

Anjeny said...

Is it a random thought if I'm thinking about it all.the.time?

ZenMom said...

Oh, gee, thanks, Anjeny. I was all ready for bed and you had to go and put *that* mental image into my head. :D

Anjeny said...

LOL ZenMom...glad I can be of some mental help to ya..lol. :)

Malea said...

I like the ting tings. I once googled a picture of minnie mouse and saw a pic of a mom and daughter who were banned for life at D-Land for painting Minnie on the girls. I really thought you were playing on words, like doing graphic art on an image you shot. Now I get to go to bed with some soft core porn in my head. Sweet ;P So, with whom does Ann share this photo? You silly girls!

IWA (e - va) said...

Anjeny.... hahahahahah! too funny!

Man i always seem to miss the parties that go on here! and by the time i get to that sex post.. the party will be over there too!

I think enough has been said about the boob pic and plus I dont want to paint mine so im not saying anything... you guys are way too funny!

That song is awesome! really! you always introduce me to the best songs!

RT:
I walked around with my zipper down today and didnt realize until i got home and I dont remember if i actually zipped it up this morning!

I tried to kick my Coke habit with Mountain Dew, it didnt work, I became dependant on MD, so i tried to kick my MD habit with jolt, now it's worse! any suggestion to get off of jolt?

My husband sucks at buying ice cream! or choosing flavors that actually taste good!

April said...

Sorry, I passed out from the paint fumes after Sage painted his boobies....a LOT to cover! WHEW!

All better now!

LOL Anjeny and her bouncy comment! Talk about a Freudian slip!

April said...

Sorry, I passed out from the paint fumes after Sage painted his boobies....a LOT to cover! WHEW!

All better now!

LOL Anjeny and her bouncy comment! Talk about a Freudian slip!

Southern Sage said...

Why April all the time gotta hate on my boobs for?

Such The Spot said...

Um...is it legal for them to "dress" like that? Whoa.

And. If I made my husband get up with me to pee I think he'd punch me.

The Wixom Zoo said...

THAT was a crazy picture! Bet I can top it...my hippie aunt and uncle (who are, like, 55 years old) decided two years ago that it'd be cool to wear nuthin' but body paint for their halloween costumes. Uh-huh...alls I can say is "ewww!!!" and try not to throw up a little in my mouth.

Terresa said...

I think my mom & your mom are twins.

My mom was the kind of mom that when Madonna was in Playboy (back in the 80's), she dragged me to the bookstore & we checked out the centerfold...together. Yep, Madonna's hairy arm pits, naked butt, & all.

Now I think that's a blog post I've just got to write...Thanks for the inspiration.

Sher said...

I think your kids having the same teacher as you makes you young. Not old.

and that picture rocks. So does your Mom.
Is that your Dad in the pic?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Anjeny...a lot of my random thoughts I think of all.the.time.

And I agree with ZenMom..thanks for the mental image...its not our faults gravity works against us!
Malea
I try not to mess around with soft porn...lol...my mom is ca-razy!

IWA-lol LOL LOL okay that zipper story was funny! I would have told u though! Hahaha!

Sage...Did u see that April had to make her point twice! She must have been flustered!

April...Anjeny seems to always have Freudian slips...one track mind that girl!

Such the Spot...he is never really happy about it... But he gets back to bedaalot quicker if he just gives in...

Wixom... Yea I threw up...and then I laughed!

Terressa...hahahaha...ur mom is Ca-razy! I love it! And Your.Welcome.

Sher...lol...NO that is not my dad! But I bet my mom would have made him pose with th if he was there!

TentCamper said...

I wanna join that tribe!!!!

I once dipped my Johnson in chocolate...does that count?

roy/elisabeth dean said...

Oh HELLLLLLL.....I would have to bend way over to paint my boobies!

April said...

Wow! I didn't realize that I made my point twice...maybe because there were boobies involved? ( and no pun intended on the word "point" hehehe)

Southern Sage said...

April are you hatin on pointy boobies??
sheeeeeeesh!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

TentCamper--That counts... I mean, nobody ever said what the paint had to be MADE of right? You never answered if that guy is related to you or not???

Lisa--hehehehehe! ya know what's sad... so would i!

April--you can't fool us... the pun was TOTALLY intended... :)

Sage--of course she is hatin on pointy boobies... we always want what we don't have! Kids suck that right out of us! :) Pun intended! :)

TentCamper said...

by the way. yes....That is my uncle. But I taught him about collecting tribal women to hang with

mother goose said...

and yet, i'm not offended by that picture. They really aren't naked because their nipples are painted. Strange back in my day I probably would have considered this or done this maybe, I have been known to have a wild hair. If I could have gotten away with my parents never seeing my face. But, then again it becomes art! Which I hope that my 15 yr. old daughter never reads this comment. Because I don't know how I would feel if she painted her body. mmmmmmmmm... something for me to ponder on.

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

okay wth? I know i left a comment the other day and NOW it won't let me comment.

I remember being freaked by the picture at the end after reading this. That's right a spider came crawling across my bedroom floor and I screamed like the girl I am and forgot to comment.

Sorry about that.

Youngblood4ever said...

DANG! I missed the party. Why you gotta have a boobie party without me? I was gone, now I'm back. Anyone? Anyone?

Y'all made me giggle, and giggle, and giggle some more. Then I had to change because I peed my pants. Then I giggled some more. LUV yous guys.

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