Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Anyone else have a dream about me?

"I have a prediction for you by the end of this year" my co-worker says with a smug smile, "I think you are going to get pregnant."

Co-worker says WHAT???

"
Stop playing around... cause I better NOT!" I said.

"
No, I had a dream... and we were talking in a cubical and you were here with THREE kids."

"
You had a what??? Are you sure it wasn't someone else's kid that I was luggin along?"

"
No, I knew it was YOUR kid."

"
Okay, if this by some crazy chance actually happens... I will personally come in here and drop kick you while punching you as hard as I can in the arm!"

"
Why?" he asks with a look of shock.

"
Because YOU will be to blame!" I stated.

He laughs, "
How will I be to blame??? I won't have ANYTHING to do with you getting pregnant!"

"
Oh yes you will! Because you've said it... you've put it out there in the Universe and now it's just out there... floating around... trying to figure out a way to make it valid, to jinx me... so it will be YOUR fault!"

So if I'm pregnant by the end of the year... (which
SHOULDN'T happen because I have an IUD birth control that has worked for the last 2 1/2 years)... but IF I am because the Universe wants to play a joke on me... the only way you will know is if you see in the National Headlines "Girl goes postal and takes down a Co-Worker (in a surprisingly technical UFC kind of take down) while shouting 'YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE PUT IT OUT THERE!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!'"

Anyone else have a dream about me that they want to put out there???

:)

Love,


29 comments:

dadshouse said...

Thoughts are magical and powerful. And now that you've put the pregnancy thought out into the blogosphere, we are all thinking about it too!

Ha. Sorry.

King Fam said...

Don't you get asked when you're going to have another baby a lot? My "baby" is three and my great aunt called me and asked if I had put a no vacancy sign out for the stork.

Youngblood4ever said...

Now that I know how you will react to any admission of a dream I will remain silent on the subject. (but no, I haven't)

April said...

Did you touch wood after you posted this? (Ok, that doesn't translate well in the blog world.....) Suffice to say, you just jinxed yourself, and dreams can be pretty powerful! I dreamed I would have a child and I was still on birth control......I was already pregnant.....just sayin!

ZenMom said...

Power of thought, huh? In that case, I totally dreamed that you sent me a $100,000,000. (Hey, can't blame a girl for tryin'.)

clan of the cave hair said...

So now is when I can tell you that I had a dream you were having an inappropriate relationship with Southern Sage? (no joke, I really did)

Kristina P. said...

The power of The Secret!

mother goose said...

i just ain't sayin....

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Perfect DadsHouse...just perfect!

King Fam... Haha...I need to get me one of those signs

YB... What I'm not cool enough to dream about?

April...NO I didn't knock on wood and ur not even a little bit funny!

ZenMom... I don't blame u I would have done the same thing!

COCH... Anybody with any relationship with Sage is inappropriate! He's a REDNECK! Lol... He's just a friend...an appropriat frien

This Mom said...

I have to say though you have REALLY cute kids. Would one more be so bad?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Kristina p....huh? What secret?

Good call MG!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

This mom....aaaaahhhh....thanks. Right now though while lig in a basement and hubs in school and me working ... I'm just not feeling it :)

Homer and Queen said...

No dream that I would admit to...but I would LMAO if you wound up PG...bwwaaaaaa!!!

Southern Sage said...

Haaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


(I might have pee'd a little!)

Southern Sage said...

Clan: Don't feel bad it is common for female girl women to see me i their dreams!!!!

;-)~

IWA (e - va) said...

No dreams about you yet.... but that naked cow (girl) from a couple post ago was in one!

BTW I never got pregnant with an IUD but one of my friends got pregnant on both the 5yr Mirena and the 10 yr Paragard!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Queen--that's why I love ya... you keep me grounded! lol

Sage-it's not funny... not at all!!!

It's true Clan--in your dreams... he's the creepy stalker one :) hehe

IWA--If you were sleeping and seeing the Naked Cow Girl... it was a nightmare... I'm sorry. Right after I got that IUD the Mirena... those kinds of stories came out of know where and from EVERYWHERE!!! I guess if it happens it happens... but I'm doing my part. :)

Where's the sympathy people...seriously.

T said...

just make sure you don't name the kid after the coworker after all of this... hey, I'll make it easy on you - my name hasn't been copyrighted :)

okay seriously though - no dreams about you lately, sorry!

SciFi Dad said...

I'm guessing this isn't the place to make a twins joke, right?

Shawn said...

Nope---haven't had any dreams....about you, anyway....but you should have seen that guy....ummmm.

Natalie Sue said...

Well.. I already told you about that funny dream that I had when you were getting your hair done at my grandmas house... and on the way to visit you, I ran into three of you long lost brothers, Matthew, Vince, and Paul. :)

Terresa said...

Not about you, but about me...My midwife emailed me last week and said she had a dream that I was pregnant again and did I have any news for her! As we already have 4 kids close in ages, I was like, "No! Yikes!"
;)

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

I am sorry to say that yes I went to Utah and came back and the lunch get together did not happen. I stood April up due to the stress of trying to find all my bank statements from 2 years ago and looking for my daughters DS for an hour, only to give up and then remember that it was in the glove box when we were pulling out of the drive way. Can you say aggravation?

So maybe next time. In the mean time I hope that life does not decide to pull any practical jokes on you.

Devri said...

lol you crackin' me up!

Hey, are ya not doin' a background?

Stephanie Faris said...

My first question would be, has anything she ever dreamed before come true? Some people do have a bit of psychic ability that manifests in dreams. If not, heck, I have dreams about people all the time that never come true...and some of them are VERY bizarre.

ukyankoz said...

Okay, I did have a dream that you were talking to a co-worker...and there were 3 kids with you...and one of them had wandered over from another part of the office!

Does that help??

American in Norway said...

If I have any dreams about you...I will be sure to let you know! LOL

Debbie said...

I dreamed you won the lottery.

Susan said...

Oh lord... no dreams here about you but I will be sure to send prayers that your IUD continues to support you! Ha ha.

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