Thursday, April 15, 2010

Supah Survivor Challenge #9: Harv Meet Roxy!

Supah Survivor Challenge #9. Make a puppet that Harv can go on a date with.

Hello Harv my name is ROXY: I really really want to meet you, here are the answers to your questions. ;)

1. Tell me a little about yourself - in 200 words or less. I don't like to share the limelight for long: I'm a natural redhead and I love to have a good time. I'll try anything once and I love to live on the edge. I drive a motorcycle because I love the wind in my artificial hair and the vibration under my--*cough* I mean I love to help the environment...yes that's it, the environment. I am a widowed single Mom and have a beautiful daughter, as Harv does, who is five. My deceased husband (God Rest His muppet soul) died he left with me his entire life savings which leaves me open to work in my favorite charities such as Muppets Who Need a Sewl where I work with muppets who have been torn and ravaged through brutual treatments by their puppeteers for a laugh and find someone to sew them up and make them over and give them a new start to life. I am also part of a group who pickets at the comedy clubs around the city called "Stick It To The Man" where we fight for those puppets who feel they have no other choice then to make money getting it up their *BLEEP*. I'm a lover though and need a good man in my life for my daughter and for me.

2. If you were an ice cream what kind would you be and why? Rocky Road with a side helping of bubble gum. I've made it through a rocky past and ridden the road to my own happy and successful life. Plus I always have bubble gum in my mouth helps me keep it closed while riding my motorcycle.

3. On a first date what animal are you most like and why?
I don't like spiders. Just a reminder. Why I would be a Gazelle. The epitome of grace and beauty their bodies toned and their lines seductive. My hair rivals their reddish hue on their backs and neck so that is obvious. They are known for their speed, not only am I fast on my motorcycle, but I'm a fast learner in the art of conversation and getting to know a person as well as the art of making out *cough* I mean making out a persons character... yes, yes, that is what I mean.

4.. Finish this statement the best of your muppet ability ...Harv, I'll do anything for you BUT.... clip your toenails or change your diapers when you get to old to do it yourself.

5. On the night of our first date I text you that I am sick ( cough cough fake) how do you respond? That obviously means you want me to cook for you, which I am an excellent cook, which also means you want something else from me a man doesn't get a full belly and not let his mind wander to OTHER needs, like his BACK RUBBED people! I'm alady! So I would cook you my special homemade Chicken Noodle Soup and head over to your house and I have one word for you...CHAPS. (What!? for the BACK RUB!!!)


Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

OMG I loved it! You Rock :)

SciFi Dad said...

The image and content of this post were more than mildly disturbing. Good job.

Tammy said...

Loved it! Meeko, you and I all had the chicken soup idea for the last question...funny!

Candice said...

Sounds like a match made in heaven!

Mae Rae said...

hope you win this one it was great.

Adoption of Jane said...

Peed my pants laughing @ Muppets Who Need a Sewl

Anjeny said...

Too funny for words.

Cherie said...

Did you dream this? Hilarious!

SupahMommy said...


roxy gal...

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Looks like Roxy might like chicks.....just sayin'.

So clever! I loved it! :)

Navigator Pointe Academy said...

God rest his muppet soul! lmao

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