Finale--My final speech to Harv and the Council...

Guys... ARE YOU SITTING DOWN!?

Sit down. It's crucial that you sit down because you won't believe what I am about to say. And put that DRINK down you may spit on you computer.

Okay... ready for my big news?

Ready ready?

I MADE IT TO THE FINAL TWO OF THE SUPAH SURVIVOR!!!



bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

I know right??? Like who would have predicted? I mean you saw my VLOGS? And my attempts at creativity?

Tammy chose me to be in the final two with her. I'm thinking it was a good move on her part because she knows more people then I do, heck if I weren't me and I had to choose between her and I, I would choose her because she's friendly and pop-u-lar. If we were in the play "WICKED" she would be Glenda the Good Witch and I would be Elphaba the Green not so good witch, but I am good, I'm just saying, there had to be an opposite. Ya know?

Anyway you know how I hate to gloat or win or bring any further attention on myself. The final 7 or so have to vote on who they want to win.

WE didn't even get to say our big speech about why they should pick us...so I decided to say one anyway.

I'm not very good with speeches so here I go:

*Tap Tap*... *cough*... uh... *tap tap*

Is this thing on?....

"Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek remaining survivors, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music like your creativity in "BUFF-ONs" and "Kentucky Derby Hats" and "Pimp yourself out to Harv", let you eat the last piece of cheesecake watch you stuff/eat marshmallows down your throat and see bugs crawl over your limbs, hold a radio over my head outside your window see your hold cards together, cross lines during Elephant Marches and complain on twitter of how hard THIS challenge is, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."

Once you pick yourself up from the shock of it all...I think you should leave in comments why I should be the winner, just because I think that would be HEE-LAIR-IOUS!!! And exactly where I got my speech done. Although I did add my own edits in there, if you couldn't tell!

Love,

Last Challenge...Elephant March what???

Last Challenge until the final two. How have I made it this far??? Does the world have something against me??? I've stuffed marshmellows in my mouth and almost chocked to death, let crickets crawl up my arm and on my face, tried to make stuff, and threw on a pair of nylons over my face like a bank robber... Every week I KNEW I was getting booted...

But I'm not a quitter...

Here's The last challenge--

Elephant March:

INSTRUCTIONS

IN VIDEO: FIRST

PLEASE VERIFY MEASURMENTS OF 8 FT. WIDTH
FOUL LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE ( CAN BE ROPE OR STRING )
PLEASE VERIFY THAT YOU ARE USING A BASEBALL
PLEASE VERIFY WATER BOTTLE SIZE OF NO SMALLER THAN 16 OZ
BOTTLES SHOULD BE 2 FEET APART FROM EACH OTHER ( ALL BOTTLES)

1. Prior to game start, contestant must be standing and have ball resting on pre-determined mark, with pantyhose on head in starting position.

2. Contestant must keep one foot on either side of the dividing foul line during the game.

a. Repeat crossing of dividing foul line will result in elimination.

3. Contestant may knock down water bottles in any order.

4. Contestant may not use any part of body (i.e. hands, feet) to propel the baseball at bottles of water.

5. To complete the game, contestant must knock over eight bottles as described within the 60-second time limit. FASTEST TIME WINS.

REQUIRED ITEMS
8 bottles
1 pair of pantyhose
1 baseballs

UUUUMMMMM yea... so let's just say who doesn't love making a complete Jacka$# of Themself???

Here's the video for proof... if you're new to my blog, don't judge me mmmmm k?

(Supah...I'm making you a voodoo doll--seriously what the HECK!?)

Click HERE to see the others...

The catch to this challenge? Anyone who was voted off could participate and if THEY won the challenge they were allowed to give the immunity to whichever of the remaining survivors that they wanted...which basically means... I'm screwed.

Challenge #10: Soup Can Balance. Please help me...

Okay Supah Survivor Challenge #10.

Stand on a 22oz-26oz can with your barefoot and balance. Arms must be out and the other foot off the ground.

SUPAH, HARV, PORK CHOP... your killin me. Literally killing me.

Bleh.

Here's the dumb video.

This hurt my foot and I'm pretty sure I split my big toe on the edge of the can!!! (okay I didn't, but it felt like it!)

Oh and have a heart and remember that my video camera adds 20 lbs. I'm getting it looked at tomorrow ASAP... where was the recall!? :)

Below sends you over to Real World where I wrote something short. Check it out. And purge this video from your memory! :)

Love,

Supah Survivor Challenge #9: Harv Meet Roxy!

Supah Survivor Challenge #9. Make a puppet that Harv can go on a date with.

Hello Harv my name is ROXY: I really really want to meet you, here are the answers to your questions. ;)

1. Tell me a little about yourself - in 200 words or less. I don't like to share the limelight for long: I'm a natural redhead and I love to have a good time. I'll try anything once and I love to live on the edge. I drive a motorcycle because I love the wind in my artificial hair and the vibration under my--*cough* I mean I love to help the environment...yes that's it, the environment. I am a widowed single Mom and have a beautiful daughter, as Harv does, who is five. My deceased husband (God Rest His muppet soul) died he left with me his entire life savings which leaves me open to work in my favorite charities such as Muppets Who Need a Sewl where I work with muppets who have been torn and ravaged through brutual treatments by their puppeteers for a laugh and find someone to sew them up and make them over and give them a new start to life. I am also part of a group who pickets at the comedy clubs around the city called "Stick It To The Man" where we fight for those puppets who feel they have no other choice then to make money getting it up their *BLEEP*. I'm a lover though and need a good man in my life for my daughter and for me.

2. If you were an ice cream what kind would you be and why? Rocky Road with a side helping of bubble gum. I've made it through a rocky past and ridden the road to my own happy and successful life. Plus I always have bubble gum in my mouth helps me keep it closed while riding my motorcycle.

3. On a first date what animal are you most like and why?

I don't like spiders. Just a reminder. Why I would be a Gazelle. The epitome of grace and beauty their bodies toned and their lines seductive. My hair rivals their reddish hue on their backs and neck so that is obvious. They are known for their speed, not only am I fast on my motorcycle, but I'm a fast learner in the art of conversation and getting to know a person as well as the art of making out *cough* I mean making out a persons character... yes, yes, that is what I mean.

4.. Finish this statement ..to the best of your muppet ability ...Harv, I'll do anything for you BUT.... clip your toenails or change your diapers when you get to old to do it yourself.

5. On the night of our first date I text you that I am sick ( cough cough fake) how do you respond? That obviously means you want me to cook for you, which I am an excellent cook, which also means you want something else from me a man doesn't get a full belly and not let his mind wander to OTHER needs, like his BACK RUBBED people! I'm alady! So I would cook you my special homemade Chicken Noodle Soup and head over to your house and I have one word for you...CHAPS. (What!? for the BACK RUB!!!)

My attempt at making a Hat to SURVIVE--Survivor...

I fail as a person who can do any sort of creative.

Challenge number Eight for Supah Survivor was to make her a hat for the Kentucky Derby...sigh. All we could use was TISSUE PAPER that you stuff in Gift Bags and TAPE. (Might as well cut off both of my hands and my pinky toe). This is going to be my downfall, even worse then me screaming over a cricket I think.

I put shame to the female gender.

My niece was there to help and model and I thank her for that.

Sorry, had no time for a VLOG. So you get it picture style:

There you go Supah... I'm "modeling" the hat for you. I put lipstick on you guys, but I swear that's it, the red in the cheeks is a sunburn from Havasupai and running... PROMISE!!!

And my niece modeling the hat...

Front View...

Back View...

And NO, it's NOT a Mexican Sombrero--That wouldn't even be fair to even compare it to that.

What would YOU say it was on first look... even I didn't tell you and give it away? Please I'd love to know.

Someone said licorice ropes... bwahahaha!

Love,

It involved Brains and yet...

HOLY COW people I WON!!!

I won in the Challenge where it involved BRAINS!!!

Okay those that know me, pick your jaws off the floor. It took me a whole 12 hours to come out of my state of shock so give yourselves time.

Look at WHAT I won! (Click on the links to see their great stuff!!!)





And this is what SUPAH said:

THERE IS ONLY ONE WINNER

Smokin the competition.
Evil Genius <------ Some said Evil and Genius about me... the end of the world is coming down.


ROCK IT SISTAH!
SCORE OF 3338



YAY ME!!! *clap* *clap* *clap*

I will confess that I spent HOURS trying to get that score. H-O-U-R-S of my life I'll never get back!

***I'm also writing the SHE said side of the HE Said She Said over at Real World today... it's on Secrets in a Relationship... is it good or bad. I write the IT'S Bad Part... come over and give your opinion!

Love,

Creepy Crickets.

Challenge #6-HeeBee GeeBee's

We are suppose to let a creepy crawly bug on us for FIVE WHOLE seconds.

I actually freak out at bugs even though I'm not exactly "fearful"... I just hate the way their little legs feel on me... *shiver*

And I'm not gonna lie... right before I did this challenge I got really sick to my stomach.

AND I thought I was a bit tougher than I really am...

Here you go (please look past the re-growth that will be taken care of this week):

Creepy Crickets from Shelle Blok on Vimeo.

What's the creepest bug you've let crawl on you?

Challenge #5-Scare Tactics!!!

Challenge #5 for Supah Survivor was to Scare someone.

You had to do a "sting" tell about it and then go through with it.

Well I'm usually the one getting scared, like, ALL OF THE TIME by my husband or kids. (it's not that hard to scare me, seriously, I'm an easy conquest).

This time I had to be the one scaring and let me just say I haven't laughed this hard in SOOOOOOOOOOOO long.

I see why they scare me. It's funny to do! Not so funny being the one getting scared though as my son and mother point out.

I'm an amateur so bare with me:



We do live in the basement of my parent's house while my husband is going to school, just wanted to clarify that. We are going to be done with school come May so YAY us!!! We can actually grow up and move out! :)

Now I just need an idea on how to get my husband... please post ideas in comments.

Love,

House of Falling Cards and a Flash Back Picture... you've been warned.

Okay House of Cards!

OH MY H. E. Double ToothPICKS!!!

That took HOURS of my life I can never get back and I have SQUAT really to show for it.

Challenge 4 for Supah Survivor was to make a House of Cards!

AND

Following is the proof. Please have trash can near you because this first picture was taken right before subject (me) went jogging, no one should have to see that... Trash can ready? Okay--here is your evidence!!!

That's me and the cards I'm using...

This is the proof that there is nothing in the middle of the cards... like a block base or whatever.

Level one...

Level two...

Level three...

And right when I got to take a picture of Lever four. It collapsed... the whole D.A.#.*. thing!

So...

I got three levels. I already know I lost. But I want to say to the winner. I bow down before you... I have little patience as it is and to get more than the levels I got means you should be beamed up to Godhood or something.

The end.

No I'm adding a picture of me when I was like 11 or 12 for this weeks Birthday Challenge over at Amber's and Meg's! This is as close to the 80's as I get that I could find. No seriously. This is like 1990 or 91? Close enough right?

My favorite movie though was of course Sixteen Candles. Loved Loved Loved that movie ANd Girls Just Wanna Have Fun--DUH--that's a given!

My mom still did my hair at that age... anyone top that???

Barfing up Farkin Marshmallows!

Supah Survivor Challenge Number 3!

Stuffin Farkin Marshmallows in our mouths!

This is unfair for those of us who have small mouths.

With that out of the way... I gave it my best effort.

And my son and BIL both attempted it also. Click on THOSE for a good laugh!

So. Here you go peeps! Stuffin my face with Marshmallows!!!

BTW--I did not steal this song form someone else's blog video... I did mine and then watched the others--but the song is killer for this!

ALSO--if you haven't seen CHIEF's GO--GO NOW.. it's HILARIOUS!!! Bwahahahahaha.



Did you hear how excited my hubs was when I got to 9!? LOL... and then some!

Gah, this challenge was sick. Sick and twisted. And I already know I lost.

So--How many Marshmallows can YOU stuff peeps?

Love,