Finale--My final speech to Harv and the Council...

Guys... ARE YOU SITTING DOWN!?

Sit down. It's crucial that you sit down because you won't believe what I am about to say. And put that DRINK down you may spit on you computer.

Okay... ready for my big news?

Ready ready?

I MADE IT TO THE FINAL TWO OF THE SUPAH SURVIVOR!!!



bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

I know right??? Like who would have predicted? I mean you saw my VLOGS? And my attempts at creativity?

Tammy chose me to be in the final two with her. I'm thinking it was a good move on her part because she knows more people then I do, heck if I weren't me and I had to choose between her and I, I would choose her because she's friendly and pop-u-lar. If we were in the play "WICKED" she would be Glenda the Good Witch and I would be Elphaba the Green not so good witch, but I am good, I'm just saying, there had to be an opposite. Ya know?

Anyway you know how I hate to gloat or win or bring any further attention on myself. The final 7 or so have to vote on who they want to win.

WE didn't even get to say our big speech about why they should pick us...so I decided to say one anyway.

I'm not very good with speeches so here I go:

*Tap Tap*... *cough*... uh... *tap tap*

Is this thing on?....

"Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek remaining survivors, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music like your creativity in "BUFF-ONs" and "Kentucky Derby Hats" and "Pimp yourself out to Harv", let you eat the last piece of cheesecake watch you stuff/eat marshmallows down your throat and see bugs crawl over your limbs, hold a radio over my head outside your window see your hold cards together, cross lines during Elephant Marches and complain on twitter of how hard THIS challenge is, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."

Once you pick yourself up from the shock of it all...I think you should leave in comments why I should be the winner, just because I think that would be HEE-LAIR-IOUS!!! And exactly where I got my speech done. Although I did add my own edits in there, if you couldn't tell!

Love,