Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I'm going to give someone a stupid sign today...

You know Bill Engvall's comedy line "Here's your sign"...

Here's an example if you don't:

Well sometimes, because I love stand-up comedy, and I love the WHOLE Blue-Comedy Tour men...I throw that phrase out every once in a while..."Where's your sign" or "Here's your sign".

But it only works if I time it right, and also, if they know what they HELK I'm talking about.

So for the sake of those that DIDN'T know what I am going to be talking about in this next story...NOW YOU DO


I had to give someone their STUPID sign today.

There are huge, gray, full of rain clouds roaming around outside today. It FEELS like rain...but because of where I live, you REALLY never know if it is ACTUALLY going to rain.

But it has lately, all week, on and off and on again.

And the BRIGHT blue sky always pokes it's head through those clouds and plays with your brain cells.

That being said.

I walk out of work into the parking lot.

I see a guy, RIGHT NEXT TO MY VAN, getting into his truck and pulling a piece of luggage out to put in the OPEN back of his truck...

Sue me, I'm not sure what they call that...THE TRUCK BED?

Anyhow...He pulls out not ONE, but TWO pieces of luggage and throws them in the back.

Me: You going on a trip today?

Him: Yea...just getting everything ready.

Me: Leaving on the next flight then?

Him: No, my wife gets off in a couple of hours.

Me: "fun" mumbles under my breath, "Here's Your sign!"

The guy was putting luggage into the back of a truck with all the open air and a Chance of rain and then was going to leave it there in the parking lot for a couple of hours while his wife works? Out in the OPEN...

And that's my stupid sign for the day!

Hope you all had a good President's Weekend!




Annette Lyon said...

I *love* his "sign" bits!

clan of the cave hair said...

"you can't fix stupid"

T said...

stupid is as stupid does... and with today's ominous clouds I'm glad that you were there to give him his sign... sometimes it's just gotta be done :)

Barbaloot said...

That is both a 'here's your sign' and 'you know you're a redneck if' type of moment:)

Today, at Subway I was using a gift card, and after I handed it to the cashier he asks, "So-did you want to use cash?" Um...yes. That's why I just gave you a gift card---cuz I want to use cash. Awesome.

Dopp Family said...

Sometimes you just shouldn't plan too far ahead... here's your sign!

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

I don't have room in my car for all the signs I would like to carry around and hand out to people.

Ann On and On... said...

Oh no, I think I'm gonna have to get some of those signs.... :D Funny post!

The Me/ The Wife/ The Mom said...

LOL..You should have waited around and given his wife a sign too - she married him.

April said...

I ran out of my signs today. Used them all at work! Luckeeeee!

Kritta22 said...

I throw out Stupid signs all the time! I usually say them to people at the grocery store. Up here, they are just dumb!

ukyankoz said...

Unfortunately, I tend to give more signs to myself than anyone else!

(And I'm fairly new to this blog, so I must ask: where do you get your 'Unwords'? They are wonderful!!)

sara said...

I can't believe you had enough restraint not to make the obvious comment "looks like rain"

Heidi Ashworth said...

So. . . did it rain? I just have to know!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Hey guys...it did rain later that evening, but I'm not sure if his luggage was still in the back of the truck...I'll never know...but REALLY!!! lol!

binks said...

I tend to ignore the idiots and then mumble my favorite word under my breath.
*mumbles* dumba$$

The Crash Test Dummy said...

ha ha ha ha. I've never heard this before! Now I have something to say to stupid people, besides ACHOOO! (bless me).

And NOW RUDE that you calle me a BRAT with me being so generous as to take you along on my vacation and all AND to let you live vicariously through me and all!

Some people!

And this is the thanks I get!

Natalie Sue said...

Hahaha.. I love "Here's your sign" stories...

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