Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I use to be ignorant...but my husband won't let me.

I blame my crude sense of humor on my husband. Before I met him I was the INNOCENT of innocence...if you catch my drift.

I was appalled when someone talked about anything with naked or sex in it...even though the devil on my shoulder would chuckle, a little, I never let it known.

People would laugh at me because you can't cover up an actual SHOCKED face...I would always get, "Shelle you are SO ignorant or Shelle you are SO niave!"

Which I hated and loved all at the same time. Because in a sense, when people tell you, you are ignorant they mean it in a non-offensive, nice way, but they are essentially telling you that you are stupid. And slap me with a popsicle but I don't particularly like being called stupid.

But I got over it...when I met my husband. He thought it was "cute" that I essentially didn't know what he was talking about when he made a somewhat crude innuendo or joke...and because I thought he was CUTE/SEXY/HOTTER than HADES I took that "cute" as a compliment!

But I WANTED to know what he meant...so there was a LOT of explaining on his part...and a lot of "OH! WOW! REALLY?" from me.

Don't get me wrong...my husbands a good church going guy...but he's human, and well, he's a GUY, ya know?

Anyway, I think this video is funny. It's rated PG-13 if you can see the picture...and PG if you can't...hehehe



Come on...lol...no judging, except for Kristina P., because its one of her resolutions and I don't want to be the failure for ANYBODY'S resolution!

Now THAT video is the perfect example of my UNWORD of the day...TOTALLY Nastola!!!

Love,

Shelle

34 comments:

devri said...

ok I just threw up in my mouth...

I am still laughing though...

Kristina P. said...

Wow, that is completely disgusting. And totally someting I would put on my blog.

Kate said...

it was the opposite for us,,, my husband being the niave little utah boy, and me the east coast sinner. (as he said. lol just because i didnt grow up in provo.)
I too just threw up a bit !

clan of the cave hair said...

tongue-scratching grossness is the best kind of grossness!
nast-o-la!

Amanda said...

HA! She probably licked butt juice.

T said...

uuuuuuueeeeeeerrrgh!

I was having a little trouble controlling my appetite this morning, thanks for the solution!

Smonkey Mama said...

N-A-S-T-O-L-A is all I can say about that!!!! ;)

Youngblood4ever said...

Crap, I can't see the video. Should I be sad or grateful? I am thinking hubbies have a knack of uninnocenting us (how's that for an unword???).

Barbaloot said...

Oh-I should've remembered that I'm still innocent and not watched that! Ew!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Ha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yes NASTOLA. Perfect word of the day. Did you chose it?

The Wixom Zoo said...

Gross, gross, gross!!!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Kate...are you throwing up because your husband is from Provo or the video? lol!

Amanda...thanks for the visual..can always count on you for that! :)

Young Blood--I guess you could be lucky...only that is really funny, after you get through the dry heaving! :)

Sorry Barb--I'm one of THOSE friends.

Crash--I choose the unword everyday...I don't make them up however...so good one Young Blood...

Youngblood4ever said...

I finally got it working and got to watch the video- WOW! I don't know if I can ever look at a copy machine the same way again. In fact, I might have to take my Lysol wipes with me to Kinkos from now on, even it I am not going to lick it, I don't even want to touch butt juice. Excuse me with I heave!

♥georgie♥ said...

OMGosh LOL!!!! that is hysterical!!! as long as it happens to someone else of course cuz well then it would be GROSS!!!!

Melinda said...

Totally was the same as you! Completely naive and my husband would explain stuf to me all the time! haha LOVED the video, it didn't gross me out, thats awesome! (I watched it twice, does that make me sick?)

Untypically Jia said...

My husband NEEDS to see this video. *Dies laughing* So horrible. You're a bad person! LOL!

Nan said...

I laughed so hard my husband had to come in here to find out why I couldn't talk and tell him what I was laughing about. I don't know if its even funnier when you can hear it, because my son has stolen my speakers when he blew his out with loud music, but it was funny with out audio just the same!

abritdifferent said...

Sick! I love it! Pwahahahaha!

P.S. I want to see your new 'do! (Yes,I've been reading quite a few to catch up.)

Jessica Stier said...

Ewwww!!!! ew!!!! Ewwwww!!!!!
So funny!!!!!!!

Alyson (New England Living) said...

My husband was the little innocent one from Provo and I was the one shocking him with my grossness. Well, he wasn't totally innocent. He was still a guy, but I was defnitely an eye-opener for him. And I loved it. hehehe

That video is seriously giving me the heebie-jeebies, but in a laugh out loud kind of way.

Ok, so I totally voted for both you and me to be hottest mommy blogger. I'm surprised they let me vote for 2 different blogs in the same category, but maybe they knew that we were related and have the same birthday and are nearly the same person, in that regard.

The Bayou Belles and Their Beau said...

My hubby, too, has totally corrupted me and made me cynical.

That video was gross and hilarious at the same time.

Anjeny said...

I met my husband on his way home from his mission and then a couple months after his mission. In my naivete, I thought missionaries, therefore, returned missionaries were all innocents..LOL.

The very first time I actually heard a profanity out of his mouth I was totally shocked by that. After I met his dad, I knew that I was the ignorant one..lol.

The video is very funny. It was gross but it was more funny for me. I'm weird that way, ya know.
LOL

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

See...you guys understand me, which is alot to say for my REAL life BFF's!!! :)

NO Melinda...it was totally normal for you to watch it more than once...HELK I did!!!

Sorry for those that had to vomit...but not sorry enough :) And you are right NAN...it is STILL funny without the sound! :)

I'm glad I'm not the only one corrupted by my husband...and SHAME on you Alyson and Kate...Bad girls!!! lol!

Natalie said...

I was exactly the same way with my hubby. He would have to explain sexual slang to me all the time! Ha! And he thought I was the cutest little naive thing he'd ever laid eyes on and I would beam at his adoring eyes. :) Ah, the good ol' days...

Shannon said...

Oh, totally NASTOLA!

But funny, too :)

April said...

My mouth would NEVER be clean enough again.

{Sucking on a towel soaked in bleach to get rid of the vomit taste}

Kritta22 said...

Is that a picture of his things??

Really??

That's like R rated.

Oh my gosh! I'm a little pure over here.

I just *almost* watched Nip Tuck tonight....holy moley that's a show that is rated R!

What's so funny about the Office? I don't get it.

Tiff said...

ROFL, leave it to you Shelle!

John Deere Mom said...

Note to self-don't lick the copier in order to avoid butt/weiner germs.

Gross!!

ukyankoz said...

That video is hilarious - I had to find the URL and send the link to my husband at work. Yes, he's the one who corrupted me - and I will NEVER be the same!! As in, I'm so used to him being kinda pervy that I'm starting to think that way!! AAGH!! And I was lily-white pure when we met!

Glad to have you at my blog, thanks for commenting! We are living in England now - we had been hoping for a job in Australia, but the economy, etc., so we're staying put for now. He's British, I'm from Georgia. We work. Somehow. ;)

sara said...

wow... um... wow.
That's all I have to say.

The Me/ The Wife/ The Mom said...

Making mental note to use a Clorox wipe on copier before licking it. Check!

Your killin me! Too funny and gross!

binks said...

Why the helk did that just show up in my Reader? What the what is going on???
That was hilarious. My question is why in the world would you be putting your mouth on that anyway? Everyone knows those things are infamous for butt shots.

Angie's Spot said...

That video was HILARIOUS! Gross, but hilarious.

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