Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Round 2-What I meant to say is...not really




When you asked me the other day if I still liked you because I seemed off? "Of course I do silly!" I said.


What I meant to say is:

"Sure I like you, I like everyone. But would I hang out with you everyday, go to lunches, go shopping, talk about out deepest darkest (or lightest) secrets? Heck NO! I want to slit my wrists after 1 HOUR with you! You're arrogant and try to one up me all.the.time! I'm sorry you have a sucky boyfriend/ life but hearing about them anytime we HAVE to get together is draining on a person! And PLEASE spare me your sex life!

I have things going on in my life and YOU are the last person I'm worried about! So sorry if I'm not my cheerful and uplifting shoulder-to-cry-on self!"

Aaahhhh Thanks guys. That feels better.

Go see who else is playing today over at Chief's place!

Love,


25 comments:

Alyson (New England Living) said...

Oh, snap!

Crap, did that sound too 2004?

Steven Anthony said...

I swear it is like therapy, isnt it...lol

Mae Rae said...

well played and well put.

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Dang....I'm glad you were able to get that off your chest! Didn't need that to be weighing you down! I have a feeling Chief is saving people tons in therapy fees. (And single handedly killing my profession.)

American in Norway said...

LOVE it! I sooo want to play next week... Funny girl!

Kmama said...

I think everyone has those people they would LOVE to say that to!

Homer and Queen said...

I think that that is the best thing I have ever heard...

steenky bee said...

Thank you so much for visiting today! So glad you stopped by. I like it over here.

Chief said...

there's a friend like that in every group... but then are they really friends

gah...

I hope you aren't talking about me?

cept I don't have a boyfriend so it can't be..

phew!

SciFi Dad said...

Alternatively, "I liked you better before you became a soul sucking harpie."

Brittney said...

Gah I'm glad i discovered Cheifs WIMTSW... there are many times when i just want to go off &&& NOW I CAN!

AND i sooo have a person like that who calls me all the time giving me their sap stories I DONT G>A>F! lol

Kritta22 said...

So stinking creative! I wanna hang out with like tomorrow.

Shawn said...

Wow! What brought that on?

Kritta22 said...

I just put el grumpo to bed for a nap and thought I would fill up your comment box...

well cuz I heart you.

Kritta22 said...

So is this a weekly thing, this what I meant to say...

it's pretty stinking funny!

I have a few nurses I'd like to yell at.

Kritta22 said...

If I triple dogged dared you, would you say that to that chicks face??

I mean it IS a triple dog dare!?!!

Kritta22 said...

I just stinking got an email saying I won something on a sewing blog!!!

I love my phone and it's emailness!

Kritta22 said...

Speaking of which, Connor sure does love you....

I wouldn't recommend calling that last contact he sent you.

that's DRAMA and you don't need to go there or your going to have a whole stinking blog post about it....trust me!!!!!!!!

Kritta22 said...

It's Chris' ex, mama to my stepdaughter...

told you it was drama!

I might have a "What I meant to say was.." about her!

Well I do...but I'd have to go rated R on your blog too. And I really did on Crash's today.

Kritta22 said...

Ohh ohh ohhhh.....I watched the bachelor FINALLY today, it runs Mondays in case you don't know,...

this season is drama!

And I like it.

I wanna go on that show just to get to the end and say,

Ha ha Gotcha ya! I'm already married for all time and freaking eternity!!

Kritta22 said...

Oh and pick fights with the chicks, cuz that's how I would roll on my 15 minutes of fame!

(I don't pick fights EVER...in fact, I usually cry when voices get raised)

Kritta22 said...

Do you think saying, "freaking eternity" is a bad thing??

Chris and I used to say it when we first got hitched cuz it was true. All time and freaking eternity...it's going to be hard but we are sticking with it. And it made my MIL mad.

I put it up on FB this past week and got all kinds of rude comments saying that I was a horrible person and such.

Thoughts?

Kritta22 said...

K well I'm off to sneak in a nap before I have to act like a grown up and clean house!

Hope you have a great day!!

Malea said...

Nice, I haven't paid attention to this game but it looks fun. :)

wendy said...

Glad you got that off your chest. And here I was going to tell you all about my sex life.

Here you Go SciFi Dad