Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Guest Contributors and Blonde Jokes! :)

Over at Real World I'm asking for Guest Contributors again. I have a bunch of topics I'd like for people to write on. Click on the pic below and see if there is anything you'd like to write on!

Venus and Mars

Now... Enjoy this commercial:

Now that is funny!

Anybody have good Blonde jokes? And since I don't like to discriminate... they can be brunette, redhead, or multicolored hair? I don't care. I need them for this talk thing I need to do.



Garden of Egan said...

OK, you're right that was funny!!!!!

I sorta have a real life funny blonde joke and it was REAL.

We had two teenage girls come into the ER one afternoon. They had taken off during their lunch break from school and were involved in a car accident.
They came by ambulance and were a little shook up. In doing my assessment I asked my patient if she had any allergies?
How much do you weigh?
"uh, 110 pounds"
Any surgeries in the past?
"uhm, no"
When was your last period?
"uh, Seminary?"

Ya, that is my real life blonde joke.

Candice said...

Ha! Diggin Garden of Egan's "blonde joke"

Mae Rae said...

that was very funny. i wish i could help with the blonde jokes but for some reason I am blank.

Untypically Jia said...

Here's one I like:

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

T said...

oh Tauna - that is PRICELESS!

My favorite?

Two blondes walk into a bar - and a bystander says "shoot, I really thought that second one would've ducked"

vixen kitten said...

You dark hair girls are always hating on us blondes!

Ya know what my favorite saying is don'tcha?

There are two kinds of women in this world. Blondes, and the rest who can only wish they were!

Sheeesh, maybe I picked the wrong day to stop by to show you some love! :)


Kazzy said...

I loved it!

OldBoatGuy said...

This blonde was hired to paint the stripe down the hyway. The first day she painted 3 miles of stripe. Her boss praised her for her work. The second day she only painted 1 mile of stripe. her boss asked her why so little the second day. Her reply, "It's so far back to the can!"

UP said...

I have a couple, but they're really nasty...so, in a RARE moment of good taste, I'll pass!


Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Well, I had a ton of fun just reading your comments back! There are some good ones!

Anonymous said...

Really funny video!

Anonymous said...

Really funny video!

Tracie said...

Oh - that video is sooooo good!!!

I have been blonde, brown, and currently a redhead. It doesn't matter what color - it is all in the attitude!!!

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