Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Do you have a secret? I got a solution.

I haven't done this for a while. And I need to unload some things on my mind. Some of you are new here so...

Yea... I totally made that.  I missed my calling as a graphic artist.


I thought I'd do all of you a favor and do the SECRET BOX today. Unload your secrets here anonymously or not... only if you don't do it anonymously then it isn't really a telling of a secret as much as it is a confessional.

Leave your secret in comments, get rid of it, and BE FREE!

Or not.  (But you'd be totally lame and doing yourself a disservice if you don't participate--and please tweet or facebook this up, for those who follow you, who may also need a place to dump their secrets at.  You don't win anything but that feel good feeling right *pounds fist to chest* here where it counts.)

Go ahead and follow comments because you may have an opinion on some of the secrets and so feel free to also comment on other people's comments.

Love,

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a huge mancrush on Brad Pitt . . .

Anonymous said...

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have sex with my neighbor.

Anonymous said...

Ok, here's my guilty secret. I didn't vote today and I don't plan to. I vote in the Presidential elections and stuff, b ut with these little local elections, I just get too busy to do the legwork to figure out who the good guys are, if there are any good guys. But I do feel guilty about it if that helps.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to have a wild sexual affair for the weekend with another blogger I've never met before. We've been planning it for months.

Anonymous said...

I wish I was somewhere where I could tell a certain someone hi in person.

Anonymous said...

I've cheated on my husband and can't wait to meet my lover again.

Anonymous said...

One time when I was 12 I was locked out of the house and I pooped in the backyard. My mom still thinks it was the juvenile delinquent neighbor boy. And I'm 35 years old.

Anonymous said...

When I wash my hair, I lather and rinse, but I don't repeat.

Anonymous said...

I like to masterbate.. and I'm a chick.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

All I can say is I'm glad some of you got those off of your chest! I had no idea I knew people so scandalous!

Oh wait. Maybe I don't. The beauty of Anonymous.

Lubs ya guys!

Anonymous said...

I have never had an affair- I think the idea of one is far better than the actual act

Anonymous said...

I stay up way too late at night and then complain about being tired during the day as though I had nothing to do with it.

I will wear socks with holes in them, but not w/o shoes. I hate that sticking to the floor feeling in the one little spot

I didn't brush my teeth before bed last night

I love my children and get mad with myself when I wish they were away (when they are fighting and carrying on....ummm, like kids)

I am happy that my neighbors didn't sell their house to a single young guy- I'd worry about what I looked like out in the yard

I am not suppose to be on the computer right now.

I could get far more done during the day if I would just do it. hard to be motivated when alone

I am tired (refer to first comment)

My photo shoot got canceled and I am so thrilled. it is too cold!

I am scared at how quickly time is moving this Fall


~Jules~

Anonymous said...

Shelle is sexy hot / way cute / and super funny......just thought you should know.

~Jules~

Anonymous said...

I secretly love you. Oh wait... now it's out. And I love you a regular non lesbian way... but if I ever turn... and you turn... then just maybe. LOL

Anonymous said...

I haven't talked to my mom in almost a year, and I don't care if I ever talk to her again. In fact, I don't ever want to. My life is better without her.

Anonymous said...

I secretly hate my husband. I wish we'd just get divorced. I'd be so much happier.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking about having an affair, so at least something in my life would be exciting.

Anonymous said...

I had a dream the other night about my husband's friend who's in the army. I want to have the dream again.

Anonymous said...

My mom told my husband (in confidence) that she hasn't loved my dad for the last 20 years of their 30 year marriage. She has no idea I know. I'd rather she just tell me than make it awkward every time I talk to her.

Anonymous said...

I have been married for 7+ years and have never had an orgasm. I think I'm one of those 3% of women who never will.

It's really, really discouraging.

Anonymous said...

I drove by NieNie's house the other day and really wanted to stop and give her a hug. I dream about her, and we are always the greatest friends.

Danielle said...

Wow, I love these comments. The last time I commented on this kind of thing I told a big secret and forgot to hit ANON! Uggg, so now I am tooo scared. LOL

Anonymous said...

I still love my ex. The only thing that prevents me from trying to make it work again is the new person in my life. If only I could make these two individuals into one single person then I might have the absolute perfect partner.

T said...

man... I have no secrets to tell... Or... maybe I'm just saying that so you won't think one of those is MINE!

okay, yep... no secrets - I'm boring like that.

Sandra said...

My comment is too scandalous for even an anonymous one!...plus I'd probably feel deep shame if I thought it...But I loved reading the others!

Anonymous said...

First off I love when you do this! although i always do it anonymously it always feels so freeing.

I lied to my husband about an ex contacting me. He thinks I had nothing to do with it, yet i am the one who contacted him and continues the relationship.

My husband gets mad that this same Ex because he keeps moving to the same states we do, when its me who begs him to move after us to keep our relationship going.

I just got called into the Bishops office on Sunday to receive a new calling and I told the bishop Yes to the calling, when the whole time I wanted to tell him about this Ex.

My husband told me if he ever found out i was cheating on him, He'd kill me and make it look like an accident.

Anonymous said...

Letting go of my infertility grief has been the most freeing experience of my life. I can be a a woman and a mother though I'll never concieve a child.

Anonymous said...

I'm a gal----I could be a polygamist cause I just LOVE more then one person. I want them all.

wendy said...

ooooo, interesting post Shelle

Anonymous said...

FB freed me from the continual tormenting thoughts I carried with me for almost 15 years. I came in contact with two of my ex's through FB and spend many many many late nights (way way wayyyyy too late) chatting with both of them. actually hashing through what happened. I had been killing myself all these years wondering what I did wrong only to find out they were just being boys and wanted to chase tail..... at least they didn't cheat on me (although it would have made it easier to get over them had they). I have finally stopped thinking about them daily and dreaming about them often.

thank you FB. now, let's talk about the passive agressive b.s. I can't stand about FB ;)

Candice said...

I've got a HUGE secret that I can't tell right now. I'll get the courage soon enough. :)

Papa K said...

Man. I don't need to go anonymous.

I'm Papa K... and I want to have Ryan Reynold's baby. Wait... I mean... I wanna have Ryan Reynold's six pack. Pfft... not his baby! Geez... where'd that come from.

Also... I want to have Kim Kardashians baby. Er... I mean I want her to have MY baby!!

Shit. I'm not very good at this game.

Anonymous said...

FUN! Love it Shelle.
I could never have an affair even though my husband can't always service me...I would love to try it with him and another man...like in the trashy romance novels. I just like the idea of all that testosterone surrounding me.

Anonymous said...

My husband teased me in front of his friends about me probably not depositing all the money from a check in the bank. Said there would probably be new curtains when he came home. I knew he was "teasing," but it wasn't all tease.

I deposited the whole check, but bought a new shirt to spite him.

Anonymous said...

I have two blogs...one where a lot of people visit and comment on what I do as a stay at home parent. The other? Very few people know about it because it is so sexually explicit and I find that to be VERY liberating!

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