Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Anyone else have a dream about me?

"I have a prediction for you by the end of this year" my co-worker says with a smug smile, "I think you are going to get pregnant."

Co-worker says WHAT???

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Stop playing around... cause I better NOT!" I said.

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No, I had a dream... and we were talking in a cubical and you were here with THREE kids."

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You had a what??? Are you sure it wasn't someone else's kid that I was luggin along?"

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No, I knew it was YOUR kid."

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Okay, if this by some crazy chance actually happens... I will personally come in here and drop kick you while punching you as hard as I can in the arm!"

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Why?" he asks with a look of shock.

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Because YOU will be to blame!" I stated.

He laughs, "
How will I be to blame??? I won't have ANYTHING to do with you getting pregnant!"

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Oh yes you will! Because you've said it... you've put it out there in the Universe and now it's just out there... floating around... trying to figure out a way to make it valid, to jinx me... so it will be YOUR fault!"

So if I'm pregnant by the end of the year... (which
SHOULDN'T happen because I have an IUD birth control that has worked for the last 2 1/2 years)... but IF I am because the Universe wants to play a joke on me... the only way you will know is if you see in the National Headlines "Girl goes postal and takes down a Co-Worker (in a surprisingly technical UFC kind of take down) while shouting 'YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE PUT IT OUT THERE!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!'"

Anyone else have a dream about me that they want to put out there???

:)

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